Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 05-25-2010, 11:47 AM   #151
Frenchie_lady
in love with my freak!
 
Frenchie_lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 48
Posts: 22,512
Thanks: 2,822
Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts
Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like
Default

Do I look like i have 1000 other questions i can swing around it?
__________________
Frenchie_lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 12:20 PM   #152
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

-gazing deeply at you- um, maybe only 500?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 01:19 PM   #153
roddydog
I'm goin in!
Flirting Is My Life :)
 
Join Date: May 2010
Age: 57
Posts: 1,023
Thanks: 128
Thanked 138 Times in 110 Posts
roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Oh com'on we can do better than this can't we?
roddydog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 01:21 PM   #154
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Got ideas?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 01:26 PM   #155
roddydog
I'm goin in!
Flirting Is My Life :)
 
Join Date: May 2010
Age: 57
Posts: 1,023
Thanks: 128
Thanked 138 Times in 110 Posts
roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute roddydog has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Doesn't everybody?
roddydog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 01:49 PM   #156
musing64.
I'm Being Punished
 
musing64.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 9,445
Thanks: 993
Thanked 1,455 Times in 1,188 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like musing64. Is God Like
Default

Wouldn't you like to know?
musing64. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2010, 03:30 PM   #157
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

That all depends, doesn't it? lol
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 11:36 AM   #158
Hot Dog
See y'all soon..!
 
Hot Dog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 50
Posts: 4,827
Thanks: 293
Thanked 518 Times in 447 Posts
Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like Hot Dog Is God Like
Default

Do you know the way to San Jose...?
Hot Dog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 11:51 AM   #159
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

What's in San Jose?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:07 PM   #160
manda1
333.....only half evil
 
manda1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Proud Texan
Age: 43
Posts: 3,967
Thanks: 246
Thanked 396 Times in 314 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like manda1 Is God Like
Default

Do you really want to know?
__________________
I'm not here to make your life easy.
Just Good...
manda1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:08 PM   #161
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Is that a rhetorical question?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:08 PM   #162
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

Have you been?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:10 PM   #163
rdy
- on the prowl-
 
rdy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Never, never land
Age: 66
Posts: 1,725
Thanks: 188
Thanked 161 Times in 143 Posts
Blog Entries: 15
rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like rdy Is God Like
Default

I wonder why you ask?
__________________
Accountancy was my life till I discovered M&F
rdy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:11 PM   #164
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

I there was nothing there why would they sing about it?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:11 PM   #165
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

They ran out of other topics?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:17 PM   #166
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

Did you think he just went somewhere else?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:18 PM   #167
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Maybe they shuffled off to Buffalo?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:19 PM   #168
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

Do you really think so?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:23 PM   #169
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Maybe found an LA Woman?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:27 PM   #170
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

Maybe he just went to New York and did it his way?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:29 PM   #171
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Or perhaps the devil went down to Georgia?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:31 PM   #172
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

*clears throat* *raises eyebrow* aren't you from Georgia? LOL
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:36 PM   #173
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlNextDoor View Post
*clears throat* *raises eyebrow* aren't you from Georgia? LOL
Um, yes, I guess I am, aren't I?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:38 PM   #174
GirlNextDoor
Just Keep Smiling
 
GirlNextDoor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in the heartland
Age: 50
Posts: 11,465
Thanks: 829
Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,526 Posts
GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like GirlNextDoor Is God Like
Default

Didn't he lose in Georgia though?
__________________
~~ Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ~ sometimes we just snuggle ~~
GirlNextDoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-2010, 12:42 PM   #175
theraven2112
Flowers anyone?
 
theraven2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 5,441
Thanks: 258
Thanked 180 Times in 168 Posts
theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like theraven2112 Is God Like
Default

yeah, he did, lost a fiddle of gold too, didn't he?
__________________
That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.
Edgar Allan Poe
theraven2112 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:26 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.