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Old 07-11-2016, 03:34 PM   #926
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the past few nights it's been think a few quiet thoughts for a few patients that have been in rough shape asking for comfort for them as well as their families
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Old 08-14-2016, 08:00 PM   #927
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Old 08-14-2016, 08:17 PM   #928
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The last thing I do before I go to sleep; it's complicated. I make all four dogs get out of bed, then I get out of bed and go to the jar of dog treats. I give each dog a treat, and then I use the bathroom. Then I make all the dogs get out of bed again, and then I get back into bed, kiss the back of my beloved's head, turn off my bedside lamp, chase out the dog that sneaked back into bed thinking I wouldn't notice, then I get out of bed, let the dog out who was whining at the door, wait for that dog to come back in, chase the other three dogs out of the bed, get back into the bed, pull up the covers and go to sleep.

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Old 06-13-2018, 08:28 AM   #929
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Old 06-13-2018, 11:19 AM   #930
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:11 PM   #931
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:16 PM   #932
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:17 PM   #933
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:19 PM   #934
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:14 PM   #935
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:29 PM   #936
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Kiss the woman passed out next to me and gently whisper in her ear: "we'll finish in the morning..."
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:36 PM   #937
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:59 AM   #938
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right...that white shit with chunks is "yogurt"
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:02 PM   #941
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:04 PM   #942
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Nope! Waiting for her, she knows the code!
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:04 PM   #943
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:05 PM   #944
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:10 PM   #945
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wtf man, what if the rest of us want a turn?!?!?!
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:53 AM   #946
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Come home from the market. Telling H that I decided not to go in and he can get his own shit and a bag of dog food himself the following day. I’m tired of being everyone’s servant. He has more free time than me. I’m at my max for now.
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:42 PM   #948
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:40 PM   #949
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