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Old 12-19-2018, 09:13 AM   #51626
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His real ride is a moped, which he has 5 coloured balloons tied to the back!
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Old 12-19-2018, 10:50 AM   #51627
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She's really a one toothed, banjo playing ,dungaree wearing, sixteen fingered hillbilly from Mississippi....gives a decent handjob though
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Old 12-20-2018, 06:46 PM   #51628
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His greatest achievement this year, after many hours of practicing was, to put a condom on a banana using only his mouth!
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Old 02-05-2019, 06:10 PM   #51629
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She and her best friend successfully made it back stage at a Jackson Browne concert. He got her a beer. She was the very first ever to hear him say "Rosie, you're alright". We don't know what he thought of her friend.......
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Old 02-05-2019, 06:49 PM   #51630
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he broke the space key on his keyboard by banging it too hard (not all women like that, btw)
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Old 02-05-2019, 09:43 PM   #51631
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he had a casting made of his penis and sends them as introduction gifts to those he finds interesting...

...I've gotten 3 so far..
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Old 02-06-2019, 12:02 PM   #51632
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I got seventeen..you boring fuck

K claims he's a Muggle..but I caught him with his wand out the other night..well..I hope it was his wand?
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Old 02-09-2019, 10:54 AM   #51633
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He is always a kind and gentle soul, never speaks his mind and had his snarcastic bone removed at birth!
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:46 AM   #51634
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:19 PM   #51635
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:31 PM   #51636
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In August,2017, during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, found himself isolated and alone in the no-man's-land during a standoff between the Hell's Angels and the Swartzentruber Amish along with their Mennonite allies. Just as the situation looked to be descending into a violent melee of shit-slinging and chain throwing, Southern1 noticed an Amish quilt hanging from the back of a black buggy and announced a bid on it. An auction ensued, all had a good time, and the Angels joined the Amish for a candlelight tea that evening.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:52 PM   #51637
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He's a nude model for a local college...
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:12 PM   #51638
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she has thin, stringy hair that is not fun to brush
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:39 PM   #51639
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:41 PM   #51640
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rides horses naked for the "pleasure" experience..
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:42 PM   #51641
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Old 02-12-2019, 07:35 AM   #51642
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She is a stunt double for all Julia Roberts movies!
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Old 02-12-2019, 09:48 AM   #51643
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Supervised the cable guy in her nightie
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:03 AM   #51644
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She steals Girl Scout cookies when nobody is watching... she's a true menace to society!!
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Old 03-14-2019, 06:39 PM   #51646
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The book 'Matilda' was based on her life story
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