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Old 05-04-2011, 01:23 AM   #1
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Let's say I'm trying to get you to have sex with me and I say or do the following:

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Tell me, am I getting hotter or colder?

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Old 05-04-2011, 01:24 AM   #2
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I beat you at tennis 3 games to zero.

Am I getting hotter or colder?
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:48 AM   #3
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colder, i like to win

i'm cooking your least favorite meal, but wearing only heels and a apron
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:39 AM   #4
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you're getting hotter. I'm likely to put just about anything of yours in my mouth when you are dressed like that!

I stand in your personal space before we know each other very well. Hotter or colder?
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if you smell good, hotter.

i make sure you notice me flirting with other men
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:50 AM   #6
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oh, that puts me on a roller coaster ride, but right now I could use some fun. Hotter.

I call you "pet"
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colder, i like equality til i'm on my knees

i say 'what's the rush' while unbuttoning my blouse
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hotter! Brain gets confused, instincts take over.

I tell you I've been watching you for a long time

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hotter, unless you're wearing a trench coat

i step away for a while in the midst of your excitement
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colder. Like a plant, I need your sunlight.

I forgot to put on deodorant this morning after shower - hotter or colder?
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hotter, i sorta dig perspiration; lets me know i'm doing my job. well, it's another affirmation

i come back, contrite and conciliatory
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hotter. Makes me feel respected.

I nervously make eye contact, then look away
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colder, you'll need nerves of steel with me

i lift an eyebrow and turn on a heel
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HOTTER!

What if I cockblocked you?
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don't you two have better things to do, like make googly eyes to make at each other?
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Um...googily eyes...HOTTER.
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Um...googily eyes...HOTTER.
What if I smeared peanut butter all over my butt?
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OMG! COLDER!!!!!
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What if I came out of the shower dripping wet and laid on top of you as you were typing on the computer? Hotter, colder?
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Hell with Hotter Id Melt all over the keyboard.
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As you're walking out the door late for work and an important meeting, I stand in front of you and start to unbutton my blouse.
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Getting hotter

As you come in from working all day you see I have dinner made and even washed the pots and pans.
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HOT

You come home from a hard days work and no dinner, house is a mess, but I'm laying in bed waiting for you with nothing on, my hair down and a smile on my face.
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hot
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