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Old 05-04-2011, 11:04 PM   #26
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We're laying on the grass at the park talking and kissing. You start kissing me passionately and your cell phone rings, you go to answer it and I put it down my pants even though we both know it's your boss and you're late for work?
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:10 PM   #27
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I pull out the phone put it on Vibrate and put it back down and then take your cell phone and keep dialing myself.
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Old 05-05-2011, 12:26 AM   #28
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Hotter and funny

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Old 05-05-2011, 04:58 AM   #29
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hotter. you could do almost anything sexual to me and I'd respond.

you turn away but I pursue, pursue, pursue...
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:10 AM   #30
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:44 AM   #31
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Hmmm. I can rule out hotter on that one, so it must be colder.

I bake you a batch of vaguely penis shaped cookies
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Old 05-05-2011, 12:28 PM   #32
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Hmmm. I can rule out hotter on that one, so it must be colder.

I bake you a batch of vaguely penis shaped cookies
long as they were drizzled in chocolate, definitely hotter !

you were approached with handcuffs and a blindfold and seductively asked to lock yourself to the bedpost
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:35 PM   #33
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:54 PM   #34
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nothing to reply to

ok cookies.. hmm..

i trace the outline of one cookie slowly with my tongue, base to head, head to base, allowing a bit of saliva to trail along the edges, i then envelope the very top of said cookie with both lips, making it glisten with my saliva, all the while seeking affirmation in your eyes. i take the cookie deeper, further into the warmth of my mouth and with eyes wide i open fully, clamp down hard and snap the cookie in half with my incisors
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Old 05-08-2011, 03:25 AM   #35
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hotter, hotter, hotter - whoa! colder, colder!

I pick you up in my limousine, take you to my private plane, dine you with delicacies and sweetmeats as we take off , pop a bottle of champagne, then ask you skip the formalities and just call me "Moammar"
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Old 05-08-2011, 05:44 AM   #36
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ok cookies.. hmm..

i trace the outline of one cookie slowly with my tongue, base to head, head to base, allowing a bit of saliva to trail along the edges, i then envelope the very top of said cookie with both lips, making it glisten with my saliva, all the while seeking affirmation in your eyes. i take the cookie deeper, further into the warmth of my mouth and with eyes wide i open fully, clamp down hard and snap the cookie in half with my incisors
HOTTER HOTTER HOTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Watching you bite down hard on cookie ,closing into your personal space rapidly , arms encircle your slight waist lifting you up pulling you hard against me walking you to the nearest available wall grinding hard agains you ,hands roaming touching feeling mmmmmmmmmm toungues fighting for dominance ????
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:47 AM   #37
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silversea...warm, warmer, hot, then wow, bam! like a shot of liquid nitrogen

tye..hotter


i push you away feigning disinterest but tuck my panties, with my phone number written in pink lipstick across crotch, into your jacket pocket on my way out the door
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:48 AM   #38
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Hotter with every passing day
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u didn't ask one.

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u didn't ask one.

I beg u to spank me hard

taking you in my arms laying you down across my knee lifting your oh so short skirt high on your back raising my hand bringing it down smartly across you panty covered cheeks
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maybe a little hot

do i call you daddy?
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ewww....ice cold

I use your own toys on you!
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definitely hotter

use of whipped cream, to be languorously licked from your body…
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warmer. Can be erotic, depending on how silly you get with it.

I ask if you'll let me wrap your naked body in saran wrap
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oh sheesh. You look good in anything.

I speak with you as a trusted friend
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i lean in closer, despite being able to hear perfectly well
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colder, don't rely on the cliche

you catch me noticing you, noticing me
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hotter - we feed each other.

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