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Old 05-11-2011, 11:25 PM   #51
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:27 PM   #52
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:29 PM   #55
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:33 PM   #56
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I tell you that you have lived an extremely interesting life and that I want to write your biography
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:36 PM   #57
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:37 PM   #58
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I tell you that you have lived an extremely interesting life and that I want to write your biography
I'm sorry I skipped you. But seriously? Kill me smartass?

Coolish. I don't like my life THAT much


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Old 05-11-2011, 11:38 PM   #59
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hot, but in a warm way

i take the pen you plan to use, unbutton your shirt and draw a heart on your left pectoral
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:40 PM   #60
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:44 PM   #61
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Hot. We write haikus on each other's bodies.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:46 PM   #63
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sorry, ani moment

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Old 05-11-2011, 11:47 PM   #64
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hot if you can emulate a male voice katy *winky wink*

i wash your hair, paint your toenails and bake you a coffee cake
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What the hell do I do while you're baking the cake? So hot, hot, coolish


I bake you a coffee cake while wearing just an apron, pumps and never even get far enough to put it in the oven
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:49 PM   #66
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you find the boys you chased out of here!

i like coffee cake a lot. so, colder

it's your birthday, i buy myself a pearl thong
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Give me something to work with here gmac!
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love it - hot. I wonder in your ear if you would like a pearl necklace to match...

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she gets romance, i get splooge? the fuck



i'm going to bed

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I gaze at you and trace the haikus I wrote on your body with my finger while you read, adding lingering punctuation on the more sensitive syllables.
Nice and hot.


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