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Old 12-15-2011, 10:15 PM   #26
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Nowhere did i see the OP mention boobs or boobies. Once again a hijacked thread.
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Old 12-15-2011, 10:55 PM   #27
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Old 12-15-2011, 11:05 PM   #28
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:11 AM   #29
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Advance them significant amounts of money to get them to do it.
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:17 AM   #30
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:45 AM   #31
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Just ask...I don't know about other women, but I didn't come on here for a relationship...I'm in one!
For me this site allows me to explore all my fantasies without limitations. I know outside of this site who I am (respectable, responsible) and that's how I'm so comfortable letting loose here.
I like to masturbate too, send me some pics of you...
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Just ask...I don't know about other women, but I didn't come on here for a relationship...I'm in one!
For me this site allows me to explore all my fantasies without limitations. I know outside of this site who I am (respectable, responsible) and that's how I'm so comfortable letting loose here.
I like to masturbate too, send me some pics of you...
Wait...did this thread actually work???
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:55 AM   #33
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Isn't there some last minute Christmas shopping you need to get done?
isn't that what he's doing?
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Old 12-16-2011, 01:07 AM   #34
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
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Old 12-16-2011, 01:29 AM   #35
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Old 12-16-2011, 01:37 AM   #36
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Just ask...I don't know about other women, but I didn't come on here for a relationship...I'm in one!
For me this site allows me to explore all my fantasies without limitations. I know outside of this site who I am (respectable, responsible) and that's how I'm so comfortable letting loose here.
I like to masturbate too, send me some pics of you...
Oh yea?.....glossy or Matte finish?....
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:25 AM   #37
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Just ask...I don't know about other women, but I didn't come on here for a relationship...I'm in one!
For me this site allows me to explore all my fantasies without limitations. I know outside of this site who I am (respectable, responsible) and that's how I'm so comfortable letting loose here.
I like to masturbate too, send me some pics of you...
holy shit - There IS a Santa Clauss! Welcome to the site Kelli!
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long time listener, first time caller, here.

I think what you really need to do is just take your own photos! Really! Ladies don't mind. Just hang around at places where you're likely to meet some classy ladies.. such as: Denny's, Walmart (psst, they even have a site just for these folks), and Sunoco, especially in the beef jerky section. Keep your camera ready and just.. well, you know the rest. Happy clicking!

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Old 12-16-2011, 08:00 AM   #39
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long time listener, first time caller, here.

I think what you really need to do is just take your own photos! Really! Ladies don't mind. Just hang around at places where you're likely to meet some classy ladies.. such as: Denny's, Walmart (psst, they even have a site just for these folks), and Sunoco, especially in the beef jerky section. Keep your camera ready and just.. well, you know the rest. Happy clicking!

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are you telling me that women are getting naked at Denny's these days?! I need to stay more in the loop!
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Perhaps you should send me a list of "sexually compromising positions" you're interested in...anything requiring chiropractic attention afterward will cost you extra.
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holy shit - There IS a Santa Clauss! Welcome to the site Kelli!
Thanks...where's my pics already???!!! Some guys are all talk...
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Okay I was trying to work with you here, but stop photoshopping clothing on my naked pics and sending them back to me

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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
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Old 12-16-2011, 10:12 AM   #43
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Perhaps you should send me a list of "sexually compromising positions" you're interested in...anything not requiring chiropractic attention afterward ain't worth taking pictures of .
May I suggest the above edits to your original post?
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Its easy Tom! i'll send u some of myself to send out to the ladies, then after they are done throwing up.. they will realize that it probebly cant get any worse, so why not send you some.
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Old 12-16-2011, 11:45 AM   #45
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Must be something in your approach that is wrong..

I just ask nicely and they send them to me... Maybe girls trust girls more.. idk..
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I think what you really need to do is just take your own photos! Really! Ladies don't mind. Just hang around at places where you're likely to meet some classy ladies.. such as: Denny's, Walmart (psst, they even have a site just for these folks), and Sunoco, especially in the beef jerky section. Keep your camera ready and just.. well, you know the rest. Happy clicking!

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Must be something in your approach that is wrong..

I just ask nicely and they send them to me... Maybe girls trust girls more.. idk..
um, excuse me, but just look at my face:

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