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Old 10-24-2008, 07:18 PM   #26
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its been a long time since I got wasted
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:58 PM   #27
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It's been a long time since I've not been stressed through the day and gotten sick at night
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:55 PM   #28
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Ummmm been a while since I dressed up like Darth Vader and made someone take my light saber!!!!!
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:56 PM   #29
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Been a while since I've seen him
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:59 PM   #30
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It's been a long time since I've seen such delicate ankles on a man!
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:02 PM   #31
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:04 PM   #32
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Under striped socks? LOL.
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:07 PM   #33
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Under striped socks? LOL.
Oh Great.....the calvary....thanks for you help buddy...
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:09 PM   #34
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It's been a long time since I drank using a crazy straw.
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:18 PM   #35
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at LEAST you don't have "cankles"
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:19 PM   #36
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:28 PM   #37
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its been a long time since i played twister
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:35 PM   #38
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there are alot of things that happened today that would have been in the it's been a long..

almost hit someone @work.
fired someone.. different person
got drunk.. damn i'm outta jack and too drunk to get more.. i suppose it's vodka time
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:50 PM   #39
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It has been a long time since I wanted to play twister...
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:54 PM   #40
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LOL!!!! Good one, Moon! Me, too!
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:02 AM   #41
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It has been a long time since I cared about the toy in the box of Fruit Loops...
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:09 AM   #42
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it's been a long time since I ate something really fattening without regretting it.
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:22 AM   #43
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It has been a really long time since I ate something I really wanted!
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:30 AM   #44
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had sex. I know. That's not very original, but of all the things I haven't done in a long time, that's the one I want to do most.
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Old 10-25-2008, 01:16 AM   #45
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been a long time since i found try joy in my job.
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Old 10-25-2008, 01:21 AM   #46
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since ive had sex with your wife
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Old 10-25-2008, 02:30 AM   #47
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:40 AM   #48
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you should.. then at least one of us would be getting some.
OMG, Jason your bad!
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Old 10-25-2008, 07:27 AM   #49
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it's been a long time since i've been selfish
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:09 AM   #50
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It's been a long time since I've been held
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