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Old 12-30-2016, 07:51 PM   #76
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:53 PM   #77
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Good to know you shower though!
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Old 12-30-2016, 09:13 PM   #78
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Generally it involves the shower, getting out of the shower, oh and fucking in the shower. Yes. That's some of it.

It does not, however, include eating food at a restaurant whilst reading pornographic magazines, though I'd like to think this is fully legal, sadly it isn't. :P
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:03 PM   #80
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:15 PM   #81
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I am wondering where you see all these people bathing and showering with their clothes on!
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:16 PM   #82
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I am wondering where you see all these people bathing and showering with their clothes on!
When my kids get too near me when I'm bathing. I see kids, fully clothed, in my bath
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:26 PM   #83
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When my kids get too near me when I'm bathing. I see kids, fully clothed, in my bath
LOL! I get that.

For me, it's not the kids so much as our animals, but I guess they're naked too.
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:28 PM   #84
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LOL! I get that.

For me, it's not the kids so much as our animals, but I guess they're naked too.
Unless your kids want to put the ratdog in a sweater lol
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:29 PM   #85
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:31 PM   #86
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Unless your kids want to put the ratdog in a sweater lol
We have no ratdog! Only real dogs allowed in this house... they have to be big enough to roll with my active kids -- at least 60 pounds and usually just over 100 (the dogs, not the kids).
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We have no ratdog! Only real dogs allowed in this house... they have to be big enough to roll with my active kids -- at least 60 pounds and usually just over 100 (the dogs, not the kids).
Yes, a real dog.... not one that gets to the end of your street and then needs carrying
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Old 01-04-2017, 01:17 PM   #88
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Old 03-26-2017, 08:59 PM   #89
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This thread always kills me.
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