Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Junk Drawer

Junk Drawer If you have nothing constructive to say then this is the place to say it. Happy Birthdays would fit well here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-10-2017, 05:18 PM   #20601
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 41
Posts: 64,497
Thanks: 28,341
Thanked 16,642 Times in 11,071 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default

getting the crap scared out of me when I walked into a dark OR room and heard a "Hey there"...

I screamed

He was the 2nd one at this point to be hiding out and jump starting my ticker. So out come the obscenities

We just cracked up
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ "Wanna?"
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to DomesticDiva For This Useful Post:
Enigma77 (07-10-2017)
Old 07-10-2017, 09:01 PM   #20602
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: �� Life's Journey ��
Age: 51
Posts: 42,374
Thanks: 15,969
Thanked 16,861 Times in 13,148 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

not what.. WHO!!!....2muchfun he just knows me too well
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2017, 09:39 PM   #20603
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 44
Posts: 31,720
Thanks: 16,856
Thanked 14,324 Times in 10,425 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

that thread becoming one long hijack

good stuff though
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2017, 10:40 PM   #20604
Enigma77
JAG's Juicy Lobster🔥🔥
 
Enigma77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Island for misfits
Age: 39
Posts: 14,909
Thanks: 3,320
Thanked 4,623 Times in 3,453 Posts
Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like Enigma77 Is God Like
Default

The power of words
__________________
Enigma77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2017, 11:05 PM   #20605
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 44
Posts: 31,720
Thanks: 16,856
Thanked 14,324 Times in 10,425 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

being sent this

gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to gabrielle22 For This Useful Post:
artemis (07-13-2017), Enigma77 (07-10-2017), Just A Girl (07-10-2017), redcat (07-14-2017)
Old 07-11-2017, 03:13 PM   #20606
Violetsrblue
\_(ツ)_/
 
Violetsrblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Age: 47
Posts: 9,115
Thanks: 10,915
Thanked 5,054 Times in 3,171 Posts
Blog Entries: 2
Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like Violetsrblue Is God Like
Default

Texting with a friend about tent-pitching.
Violetsrblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2017, 03:31 PM   #20607
GlassyLady
Warrior Goddess
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 8,425
Thanks: 1,785
Thanked 2,737 Times in 2,083 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

Some artwork (the humour in it).
__________________
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2017, 05:50 PM   #20608
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 41
Posts: 64,497
Thanks: 28,341
Thanked 16,642 Times in 11,071 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default

a bunch of goofballs that I work with always pickin on me
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ "Wanna?"
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2017, 06:03 PM   #20609
NorthDog
Love is sharing a bone
 
NorthDog's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2017
Location: North of Chicago
Age: 55
Posts: 1,389
Thanks: 590
Thanked 495 Times in 413 Posts
NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute NorthDog has a reputation beyond repute
Default

My supervisor at work makes me laugh. He thinks I'm there to work or something.
NorthDog is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to NorthDog For This Useful Post:
Lyric~* (07-18-2017)
Old 07-11-2017, 07:08 PM   #20610
Just A Girl
Notorious J.A.G.
 
Just A Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 56,235
Thanks: 28,639
Thanked 32,032 Times in 19,867 Posts
Blog Entries: 20
Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like
Default

Mish made me shoot lemonade outta my nose
Just A Girl is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Just A Girl For This Useful Post:
gabrielle22 (07-13-2017)
Old 07-13-2017, 04:39 PM   #20611
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 7,857
Thanks: 1,621
Thanked 2,751 Times in 2,065 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default

MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to MisterBlueSky For This Useful Post:
artemis (07-13-2017), JerseyGirl (07-13-2017), Lyric~* (07-18-2017), redcat (07-14-2017), Sensual Woman (07-13-2017), SophieC (07-13-2017)
Old 07-13-2017, 05:16 PM   #20612
Just A Girl
Notorious J.A.G.
 
Just A Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 56,235
Thanks: 28,639
Thanked 32,032 Times in 19,867 Posts
Blog Entries: 20
Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like Just A Girl Is God Like
Default

My husband has been talking like a samurai all day
Just A Girl is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Just A Girl For This Useful Post:
JerseyGirl (07-13-2017)
Old 07-13-2017, 05:37 PM   #20613
southern1
Let's Ride!
 
southern1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
Age: 53
Posts: 20,538
Thanks: 9,861
Thanked 8,205 Times in 6,133 Posts
southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like southern1 Is God Like
Default

Embarrassing the new guy today in orientation today by introducing him as "Bo Duke"
southern1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 06:08 PM   #20614
BlueSky1234
Just being me
 
BlueSky1234's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Age: 48
Posts: 44,760
Thanks: 14,083
Thanked 11,937 Times in 8,702 Posts
BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like BlueSky1234 Is God Like
Default

This vvvv

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ft-ends-E.html
BlueSky1234 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 08:26 PM   #20615
La Croix
Loa...
 
La Croix's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Way Down Yonder
Age: 43
Posts: 5,281
Thanks: 695
Thanked 1,672 Times in 1,350 Posts
La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like La Croix Is God Like
Default

Sodomy.

And butthole Pez.
__________________
Voodoo Unto Others...
La Croix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 10:46 PM   #20616
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: �� Life's Journey ��
Age: 51
Posts: 42,374
Thanks: 15,969
Thanked 16,861 Times in 13,148 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

what didn't make me laugh..Oh gosh the irony
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to JerseyGirl For This Useful Post:
dixiechik (07-14-2017)
Old 07-13-2017, 11:24 PM   #20617
artemis
irretrievable
 
artemis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: California
Age: 42
Posts: 25,307
Thanks: 13,203
Thanked 10,796 Times in 7,870 Posts
Blog Entries: 15
artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like artemis Is God Like
Default

This list..! Cracked me up!

http://flavorwire.com/409714/40-tras...ading/view-all
__________________
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change ~ Stephen Hawking

artemis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 11:25 PM   #20618
GlassyLady
Warrior Goddess
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 8,425
Thanks: 1,785
Thanked 2,737 Times in 2,083 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

A meme
__________________
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 11:38 PM   #20619
Lyric~*
Ya don't say?!!
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Age: 38
Posts: 13,901
Thanks: 7,962
Thanked 6,293 Times in 4,680 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

The game nazi perplexed about why I don't like playing with her.
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 11:39 PM   #20620
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 44
Posts: 31,720
Thanks: 16,856
Thanked 14,324 Times in 10,425 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

Ivan the gif master
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 11:40 PM   #20621
Lyric~*
Ya don't say?!!
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Age: 38
Posts: 13,901
Thanks: 7,962
Thanked 6,293 Times in 4,680 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

Kiddo: "You smell like a banana when you burp."

Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2017, 11:41 PM   #20622
Lyric~*
Ya don't say?!!
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Age: 38
Posts: 13,901
Thanks: 7,962
Thanked 6,293 Times in 4,680 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by La Croix View Post
Sodomy.

And butthole Pez.
I remember the Pez dispensers. This takes it to a "hole" new level.
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Lyric~* For This Useful Post:
66rockman (07-13-2017)
Old 07-14-2017, 01:19 AM   #20623
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 44
Posts: 31,720
Thanks: 16,856
Thanked 14,324 Times in 10,425 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

Andy Serkis reading Trump tweets as Gollum.
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-14-2017, 01:49 AM   #20624
Apparition
deus ex machina
 
Apparition's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: InsideYoMembrane
Age: 42
Posts: 30,295
Thanks: 5,139
Thanked 8,160 Times in 6,284 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like Apparition Is God Like
Default

Myself.

I seriously do some weird shit in the middle of the nite.
__________________
Zero Sum
Apparition is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2017, 10:02 AM   #20625
DomesticDiva
~*Concentrated Awesome*~
 
DomesticDiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 41
Posts: 64,497
Thanks: 28,341
Thanked 16,642 Times in 11,071 Posts
Blog Entries: 30
DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like DomesticDiva Is God Like
Default

The National Hurricane Center....

Well played!
__________________

~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ "Wanna?"
DomesticDiva is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:38 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.