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Old 02-09-2010, 11:15 AM   #26
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:56 AM   #27
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LMAO ... so I shouldn't post pics from the stripper orgy we had at KFC ?
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:04 PM   #30
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:06 PM   #31
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:16 PM   #32
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:45 PM   #33
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The I.D. Theft Thread!

Fun game! Post your real name, social security number, date of birth, and mother's maiden name! Also, post what you are honestly wearing right now!
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:51 PM   #34
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:53 PM   #35
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True or False...Does your bellybutton smell like your butthole?
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:31 PM   #37
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:32 PM   #38
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:45 PM   #39
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Dammit, Lisa -- now I'm going to be chuckling all day long and people are going to ask me "What's so damned funny?"

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Old 02-09-2010, 04:51 PM   #40
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:58 PM   #41
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:45 PM   #46
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Farting from which hole during sex is worse?
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