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Old 02-09-2010, 08:26 PM   #51
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:23 PM   #52
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:39 PM   #53
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Lisa, Lisa ... I could spend a whole day with you, but my sides would hurt from laughing too much. I'm sitting here giggling like a kid in junior high school! This has indeed been a fun-filled day with lovely images (and sounds and smells) ...
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:41 AM   #54
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:05 AM   #55
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:06 AM   #56
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:48 AM   #57
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:50 AM   #58
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:55 AM   #59
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:56 AM   #60
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Not sure this was done or not..."FISTING"
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:58 AM   #61
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That would be hilarious Tom....only you would come up with that!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #62
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:52 AM   #63
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Old 02-11-2010, 11:11 AM   #64
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Old 02-11-2010, 11:23 AM   #65
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:11 PM   #66
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:19 PM   #67
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:03 PM   #68
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Old 02-11-2010, 04:00 PM   #69
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:57 PM   #71
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:06 PM   #72
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:23 PM   #73
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:27 PM   #74
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:29 PM   #75
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