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Old 02-10-2014, 01:48 PM   #51
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OMFG did Ice put you up to that???

Nope..it was all her own work!
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Spike i know im a woman but i can think for myself
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Lol...She shoots .....and she scores ! . You go girl!
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Awww..throw Spike a bone Rosie..he's laid there chewing his front paw off for god sake!
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Awww..throw Spike a bone Rosie..he's laid there chewing his front paw off for god sake!
Do you think i should tickle his .......ears
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Good one Rosie. I gotta get to my hair appointment. It's almost time for my daily bowel movement

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Good one Rosie. I gotta get to my hair appointment. It's almost time for my daily bowel movement

I would suggest waxing Spikey! You'd bee good for weeks!!!!!
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I would suggest waxing Spikey! You'd bee good for weeks!!!!!
I dont mind the sack and back its the crack im not to sure about
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Good one Rosie. I gotta get to my hair appointment. It's almost time for my daily bowel movement

You CRACK me up Spike
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And now..a poem from Ice

I had a little dog..his name was Ben
He had nine assholes..nearly ten
He shit on the mat
The dirty little flat faced bastard
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I had a little dog..his name was Ben
He had nine assholes..nearly ten
He shit on the mat
The dirty little flat faced bastard
Mental note! Before you adopt a puppy ... Check how many assholes he has...lol... Talk about expensive little bugger!
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Hev you might need more than one tub of shake and vac
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Mental note! Before you adopt a puppy ... Check how many assholes he has...lol... Talk about expensive little bugger!
There's a story about why dogs sniff each others assholes..ya know Hev?

Christ..how do I get into such conversations as this
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Hev you might need more than one tub of shake and vac
A truck load? ... I'm placing an order right now! Prepare for the worst...pray for the best !...
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There's a story about why dogs sniff each others assholes..ya know Hev?

Christ..how do I get into such conversations as this
I think your crazy poem did me in....*thud*... I might have peed myself a little too... Damn it!
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There's a story about why dogs sniff each others assholes..ya know Hev?

Christ..how do I get into such conversations as this
Yes but it would take to long to tell ........Just sniff her butt and be if you know its yours
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I think your crazy poem did me in....*thud*... I might have peed myself a little too... Damn it!



So..you dont wanna hear the story...no?
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So..you dont wanna hear the story...no?
I think you should explain
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So..you dont wanna hear the story...no?
I stole "depends" from an older coworker...lol... I'm ready now! Go ahead ! Make my day!...lol
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I'm dying to know now....lmao... Sheesh!
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Okkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

Once upon a time..there was a period when dogs ruled the earth.....and they even had a gentlemans club..right? (or gentledogs club..as the higher class of canine liked to refer to it)
Anyways...when the dogs arrived at the club..they used to walk in..and hang their assholes up on a rack...just so they didnt sully the furniture when they sat there..reading the Times...and puffing on their pipes yes?
Well..one day...the fire alarm went off..and the dogs...all in a panic..ran out..grabbing an asshole....wherever they could..and to this day...they all go around sniffing each others assholes to see if anyone has theirs...right
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Okkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

Once upon a time..there was a period when dogs ruled the earth.....and they even had a gentlemans club..right? (or gentledogs club..as the higher class of canine liked to refer to it)
Anyways...when the dogs arrived at the club..they used to walk in..and hang their assholes up on a rack...just so they didnt sully the furniture when they sat there..reading the Times...and puffing on their pipes yes?
Well..one day...the fire alarm went off..and the dogs...all in a panic..ran out..grabbing an asshole....wherever they could..and to this day...they all go around sniffing each others assholes to see if anyone has theirs...right
The oldies are the goodies
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Once upon a time..there was a period when dogs ruled the earth.....and they even had a gentlemans club..right? (or gentledogs club..as the higher class of canine liked to refer to it)
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Well..one day...the fire alarm went off..and the dogs...all in a panic..ran out..grabbing an asshole....wherever they could..and to this day...they all go around sniffing each others assholes to see if anyone has theirs...right
Nooooooo!.....I didn't see that one coming..... Shoot! Now I need to clean my keyboard ... Sprayed my coffee all over the place...lol
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Nooooooo!.....I didn't see that one coming..... Shoot! Now I need to clean my keyboard ... Sprayed my coffee all over the place...lol

Hev ask him about the dwarf and the train
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Once upon a time..there was a period when dogs ruled the earth.....and they even had a gentlemans club..right? (or gentledogs club..as the higher class of canine liked to refer to it)
Anyways...when the dogs arrived at the club..they used to walk in..and hang their assholes up on a rack...just so they didnt sully the furniture when they sat there..reading the Times...and puffing on their pipes yes?
Well..one day...the fire alarm went off..and the dogs...all in a panic..ran out..grabbing an asshole....wherever they could..and to this day...they all go around sniffing each others assholes to see if anyone has theirs...right

What corner of your twisted brain did you pull that one from?
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