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Old 12-17-2014, 11:42 AM   #26
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oh that's not all, I claim with such rile

Her breath is compared to sick Rhinoceros bile
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Old 12-17-2014, 11:43 AM   #27
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I just gotta say that she's right up my street
As long as theres toejam with those smelly feet
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Old 12-17-2014, 11:47 AM   #28
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Toejam, barf, dog feces and trash
Also in there are her wallet and cash
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Old 12-17-2014, 11:57 AM   #29
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They nicknamed her the Horse by her long beautiful hair
that extra long hair nice,coarse and thick
Not on her eyelashes or even her head not on her pussy
Right in between those two prickley ass cheeks her hair is so long
She has quite the tail
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Old 12-17-2014, 12:00 PM   #30
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E isnt even trying to rhyme now

I think we got to her boys!
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Haha snort! I thought I was funny dammit! Besides it hard to multitask with the business at hand!
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Haha snort! I thought I was funny dammit! Besides it hard to multitask with the business at hand!
If that hand is in your crotch..Ill forgive you..but just this once
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unless your hand is in MY crotch, then I'll forgive you 10 times.
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Old 12-17-2014, 12:17 PM   #34
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unless your hand is in MY crotch, then I'll forgive you 10 times.
I never knew you cared Spike..ok..but just this once yeah?
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Old 12-17-2014, 12:23 PM   #35
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I never knew you cared Spike..ok..but just this once yeah?
Oh wow Ice are you sharing? lol
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Oh wow Ice are you sharing? lol
he likes 3 boobs in his bed

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Old 12-17-2014, 01:36 PM   #37
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and they all cried.


I think...oh, I think...this thread just died.
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:37 PM   #38
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Ill resurrect it..because it is mine
Now would you like..some cheese with that whine?
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I have decorations....unicorns, dwarves, and toads.

Is everyone hanging out in the Monster Loads?
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:09 PM   #40
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This is so a guy thread..it should be in the Sanctuary.
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Jill was put out..she gave out a rumble
Then found her true mate..one Barney Grumble
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