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Absolutely agree. Get a vibrator (standard size-don't scare her) and give her a whole body massage with it. Adjust the setting for response, but probably low- mid-range to start. You should know the right spots. Make sure to take some time in places that aren't the obvious ones first. You'll be surprised how much reaction you get in places you wouldn't suspect like the back of the knees or calves (and the places will change-trust me, otherwise I would suggest some more). Then go really slowly around the breasts and take a LOOOONG time to hit the nipples with it. Work your way around and up the breast till you're right at the edge of the nipple, then lift it off for a second or so, then lightly touch the nipple. She'll come right up off the bed. The next time, proceed on up without the lift. The anticipation and not knowing will get her going. EVENTUALLY (and maybe not the first, second, etc.. time you do this, you judge) try to go south with it and see what reaction you get. If she panics, back off and try later or another day. If you do this right, she will be so into it, she won't realize what you're doing until she's screaming. And don't neglect to be doing other things while you're doing this, kissing, licking, whispering, etc. to keep her mind on what she's feeling and not the actuatity of what you're up to. Yes, she knows; but the fact that you are willing to take this kind of time and give her this much attention may tip the scales for you. Again, don't proceed with the expectation of getting to "home base" the first time out. Respect her wishes and you'll (eventually maybe) be glad you did. |
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![]() WOW... just got a little hot reading this....
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I am much cuter in person
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![]() Massages are always a good way to get the juices flowing.
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![]() i can imagine two vibes one in each hand, and then going exploring to find the best errogenous zones,
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![]() My wife is 45 and has never masturbated - I just don't get it!
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this space for rent
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![]() Well the secret to getting her to use a toy is pretty simple.
Step 1 - Acquire a sturdy dildo, preferably a 12 or 13 inch long model, one that looks like it could handle some abuse Step 2 - Take her our for a nice dinner with alcohol Step 3 - When she is getting ready for bed be very quiet and lovingly sneak up behind her Step 4 - Aim for the base of the skull and SWING AWAY with the aforementioned dildo Step 5 - Ensure step 4 worked Step 6 - Seriously if you don't double check step 4 you could end up minus St.Peter if you get my drift Step 7 - Position her on the bed with said dildo in her hand Step 8 - When she awakes and wants to know what happened tell her you would sure as hell like to know to. All you remember is hearing her moaning from the bedroom along with lots of loud banging. Fearing for her safety you rushed in to find her pleasureably passed out on the bed. Step 9 - Quickly, before she can process everything that is happening demand that if she is going to use a dildo instead of your services next time she could at least offer to let you watch. Step 10 - Storm out of the bedroom and slam the door. Step 11 - ...? Step 12 - She starts having wild, toy filled sex with you on a nightly basis ![]() I'm just kidding ladies, honest. I would never be so crass and rude as to slam the door on my lady. >wink< |
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![]() LMAO Discordian. Good one.
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Loving where life has me!
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![]() Oh yeah, that story about as women grow older they want sex more...that must be a myth.
Definatly not a myth,,,,over 40 and cant get enough!!!! |
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![]() i think its a myth - should be on myth busters
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![]() Oh, WOW! What an idea for a hot, new reality series! Can you imagine how many "myth buster" episodes they could get out of these kind of topics? Be rough breaking into prime time and getting sponsors, though. |
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![]() I would love to hear about it sometime
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