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Old 07-10-2012, 11:53 AM   #1
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Everyone knows someone who deserves a good bitch slapping.


To the woman driving the florist van who was.to impatient to wait for her light to turn green and decided to cut me off instead

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Old 07-10-2012, 11:59 AM   #2
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To guys that like to hit women (eghem ^ cough ^ cough).


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Old 07-10-2012, 12:13 PM   #3
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O man..OGP brotha.
I will wish u longevity on this thread..but I have this feeling..it may be shortlived.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:26 PM   #4
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Oh I don't know Icy....it's like we really want to, but know we really can't and shouldn't so why not let it out and do it here....just seems like a vent to me.

To the meter reader lady who left my gate open so the dogs could run wild for a few minutes.....SMACK!
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:36 PM   #5
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To the guy who works for me that I asked to do something at 3:30 yesterday and ended up doing myself at 7:30am today...bitch please.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:47 PM   #6
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To guys that like to hit women (eghem ^ cough ^ cough).


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Oh, don't worry. You are safe. I only give virtual bitch slaps.
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:29 PM   #7
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To my regional manager who's only response to my concerns is "we're aware of the problem and working on it"
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:31 PM   #8
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To myself.. for falling so hard.. I knew better.
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:32 PM   #9
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to the jerk that smashed into my car when the light turned green *slap slap*
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:05 PM   #10
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I might be crossin the bitch slap line to "gently" coverin face w/ pillow stage....My lesser half had a turn on a dime night....Oh the joy
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:32 PM   #11
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For my husband..who lets me do EVERYTHING because apparently his arms are broken! I'm done.
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:04 AM   #12
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Ohhhhh I so love this idea....


now if only I had someone to virtually bitch slap... dang... I had a great day... I don't have anyone...

any volunteers? Bueller?
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:05 AM   #13
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:21 PM   #14
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mother nature for sopping me 3 nights in a row
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:28 PM   #16
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for the "friend" who always tells me abouts what's going on with her, in detail, and when I say anything she shrugs me off with "anyway"....seriously don't answer her calls
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:58 PM   #17
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to john lennon the delivery driver tonight for taking entirely too long deliverin to us...
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:38 AM   #18
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to the a-hole next door hat lets his little dogs bark all night. I love animals, not those.
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myself, for not being able to type a sentence without at least one typo

Holy carp, I did it!

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Old 07-13-2012, 01:43 AM   #21
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To Gabs, the reasons are too numerous to list in one posting.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:45 AM   #22
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Ohh...can I have another?
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To that teenage girl who's on her fucking phone and not paying attention while she drives....*slap*
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those people who drive the exact 35mph speed limit on long winding roads never let you pass.......then when a straight-away comes along they speed up to about 65 so you gotta do at least 80 to pass them!!
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