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Old 08-11-2019, 02:57 PM   #72101
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Wouldn’t it be better to find out first hand?
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Old 08-11-2019, 03:03 PM   #72102
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Sure.. Why not? *holds out hand*
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Old 08-11-2019, 04:05 PM   #72103
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:19 PM   #72104
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Is there an opening act?
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Old 08-12-2019, 05:46 AM   #72105
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Are you guys paying attention?
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Old 08-13-2019, 09:47 AM   #72106
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Wouldn't we be lying if we said we weren't paying attention to you?
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:43 AM   #72107
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Can everyone be silent and face Lady Godiva please?
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Old 08-17-2019, 10:23 AM   #72108
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Are my lips sealed enough?
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Old 08-17-2019, 01:15 PM   #72109
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Isn't it more fun to make a noise?
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Old 08-19-2019, 03:05 PM   #72110
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May I listen?
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Old 08-24-2019, 04:39 AM   #72111
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What are we listening for?
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Old 08-24-2019, 07:20 AM   #72112
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Is a man capable of listening to a woman?
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Old 08-24-2019, 08:10 AM   #72113
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Lol! So you still believe that age old, worn out adage?
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:19 AM   #72114
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I probably believe a lot of them... don't you?
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:44 AM   #72115
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If you spend enough time here, does most everyone return?
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:47 AM   #72116
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If you spend enough time here, does most everyone return?
Do you mean as the username you knew them under or as a new one ??
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Old 08-24-2019, 11:00 AM   #72117
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Do you mean as the username you knew them under or as a new one ??
Which have I had longer this username or the previous one? Lol
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Old 08-24-2019, 01:58 PM   #72118
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Can this place have a real renaissance soon?
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Old 08-24-2019, 03:54 PM   #72119
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Who is going to be the leader of this Renaissance?
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Old 08-24-2019, 11:11 PM   #72120
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Would you like to share that responsibility?
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Old 08-25-2019, 07:15 AM   #72121
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Sure.. Who am I sharing the responsibility with? _
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Old 08-25-2019, 04:25 PM   #72122
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Doesn't responsibility sound too much like adulting?
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Old 08-25-2019, 04:45 PM   #72123
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It’s the weekend and this is a flirting site, can we not mention the A word?
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Old 08-25-2019, 09:54 PM   #72124
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What A word do you want to mention ?
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Old 08-26-2019, 01:51 AM   #72125
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Certainly not alimony, right?
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