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Old 07-21-2019, 12:59 PM   #2376
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Deciding not to let anyone bring me down. Not today, jerk offs. Not today.
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Old 07-21-2019, 02:18 PM   #2377
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Order my groceries online, and go pick them up rather than fight the mob shopping inside the store. Who ever invented that concept is a freaking genius and a huge life saver.
Yes! Ordering online is a huge time saver
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Old 07-21-2019, 03:21 PM   #2378
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Yes! Ordering online is a huge time saver
Well, the dumbest decision I made today was to not order my groceries online this time. WTF? I should know better.
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Old 07-21-2019, 05:21 PM   #2379
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Stopping by here for the few spare moments I have to touch base with the girls!! Thanks ladies for the flirts. ((((((Boobie Fives)))))
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Old 07-21-2019, 06:31 PM   #2380
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Well, the dumbest decision I made today was to not order my groceries online this time. WTF? I should know better.
Maybe you were feeling adventurous.. Or maybe you really wanted the samples of that new ice cream flavor
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Old 07-21-2019, 07:48 PM   #2381
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Maybe you were feeling adventurous.. Or maybe you really wanted the samples of that new ice cream flavor
Nah. I think I just must be a glutton for punishment.
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Old 07-21-2019, 09:45 PM   #2382
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Old 07-21-2019, 09:55 PM   #2383
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Old 07-22-2019, 12:39 AM   #2384
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Old 07-22-2019, 02:15 AM   #2385
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Well, the dumbest decision I made today was to not order my groceries online this time. WTF? I should know better.
I still haven't brought myself to do that yet. It's a control issue. I want to pick the tomatoes, shuck the corn, check the clearance items in the bakery, make sure all 12 eggs show no signs of cracking.

Control freak much, me?
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Old 07-25-2019, 03:20 PM   #2386
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Old 08-05-2019, 12:46 AM   #2387
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A Relaxing Sunday afternoon drive with the top down.......
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Old 08-05-2019, 01:50 AM   #2388
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Old 08-05-2019, 03:04 AM   #2389
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Old 08-11-2019, 04:50 PM   #2390
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Old 08-12-2019, 03:02 PM   #2391
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Old 08-12-2019, 03:13 PM   #2392
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Old 08-12-2019, 04:10 PM   #2393
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:11 PM   #2396
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Old 08-13-2019, 10:52 AM   #2397
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Old 08-26-2019, 09:07 PM   #2398
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