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Old 09-29-2021, 06:07 PM   #74526
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Can you go next week?
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Old 09-29-2021, 07:43 PM   #74527
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Old 09-29-2021, 10:44 PM   #74528
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Old 09-30-2021, 02:46 PM   #74529
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Would the bench hold us ?
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Old 10-01-2021, 04:39 PM   #74530
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Can we meet at the Luv Shack
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Old 10-01-2021, 05:20 PM   #74531
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Are we taking the Chrysler?
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Old 10-01-2021, 06:00 PM   #74532
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Will you both come along ?
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Old 10-05-2021, 08:53 PM   #74533
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Will you be joining in?
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Old 10-06-2021, 01:55 PM   #74534
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Which side of the bed should I choose ?
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Old 10-10-2021, 08:06 PM   #74535
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Is it a pajama party?
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Old 10-12-2021, 07:33 PM   #74536
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What else would it be?
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Old 10-12-2021, 08:39 PM   #74537
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Old 10-12-2021, 08:40 PM   #74538
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What should I wear ?
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Old 10-14-2021, 12:51 AM   #74539
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what are my options?
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Old 10-14-2021, 06:23 AM   #74540
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Is clothing optional an option?
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Old 10-14-2021, 08:45 PM   #74541
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I don’t sleep in clothes.
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Old 10-15-2021, 10:02 AM   #74542
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How should we keep warm?
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Old 10-16-2021, 04:47 PM   #74543
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Can I make an obvious suggestion?
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Old 10-17-2021, 02:00 PM   #74544
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Would you really mind if I said 'no' ?
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Old 10-19-2021, 12:01 AM   #74545
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would that be rude?
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Old 10-19-2021, 01:52 PM   #74546
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Can rude be in jest
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Old 10-19-2021, 10:30 PM   #74547
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Did I forget what thread I was in?
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Old 10-23-2021, 09:30 PM   #74548
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Old 10-24-2021, 06:17 AM   #74549
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Will this thread ever go through the eye of a needle ?
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