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Old 12-20-2015, 07:18 PM   #26
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Old 12-20-2015, 07:23 PM   #27
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Old 12-20-2015, 08:12 PM   #28
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Old 12-20-2015, 08:18 PM   #29
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Old 12-20-2015, 08:21 PM   #30
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Old 12-21-2015, 07:50 AM   #31
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Old 12-21-2015, 09:07 AM   #32
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Old 12-21-2015, 09:15 AM   #33
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Old 12-21-2015, 09:25 AM   #34
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Old 12-21-2015, 09:29 AM   #35
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2 large cans of shaving cream and 12 razar blades so he can finally shave "ALL" of his back! Don't bead it this year to match your chest hair man! Thst would be weird, even for a Cali!
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Old 12-21-2015, 09:32 AM   #37
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You been looking in my bedroom window again?
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Old 12-21-2015, 11:35 AM   #38
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I was just flummoxed by the thread title? Do I have to put it under the person above...or the tree? Or do I have to get the person above to lie under the tree..and put it under them?

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Old 12-21-2015, 10:12 PM   #39
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Old 12-21-2015, 10:14 PM   #40
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Old 12-21-2015, 10:15 PM   #41
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Old 12-21-2015, 10:17 PM   #42
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Old 12-23-2015, 08:48 AM   #43
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Old 12-23-2015, 11:49 AM   #44
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Old 12-23-2015, 01:25 PM   #46
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Old 12-23-2015, 01:26 PM   #47
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:15 PM   #48
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