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Old 06-16-2018, 10:48 PM   #7176
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Damn....I was wrong...I just got checked!

Fuckin Arcon...see what happens? Play it to cool and low key and get your ass checked. Lol!

Thankfully DJís personality can do damage control pretty well.
My bad. Just send her diamonds she will forgive you
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:49 PM   #7177
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Lol nope not me was thinking somone else was getting lucky with you two
As I said....we just like to have fun. Anyone who wants to join in is more than welcomed to do so! We like to play with others here, but at the end of the day...it goes deeper than this place.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:49 PM   #7178
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As I said....we just like to have fun. Anyone who wants to join in is more than welcomed to do so! We like to play with others here, but at the end of the day...it goes deeper than this place.
I know I was only teasing
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:53 PM   #7179
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Lol nope not me was thinking somone else was getting lucky with you two
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Damn....I was wrong...I just got checked!

Fuckin Arcon...see what happens? Play it to cool and low key and get your ass checked. Lol!

Thankfully DJís personality can do damage control pretty well.
Lmao!! Save it! You know Iím only fucking with you, but itís cute that you play along. Thatís so sweet of you to allow me to feel like I am too big for my britches.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:53 PM   #7180
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Keep it up....I love a good tease!
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:54 PM   #7181
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Lmao!! Save it! You know I’m only fucking with you, but it’s cute that you play along. That’s so sweet of you to allow me to feel like I am too big for my britches.
Then you should take them off....just saying
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:55 PM   #7182
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Keep it up....I love a good tease!
I can tease you like you never been teased before
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:06 AM   #7183
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:40 AM   #7184
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Well I asked for it. lol Way to deliver! Pants...who needs them?!
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:42 AM   #7185
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Well I asked for it. lol Way to deliver! Pants...who needs them?!
Not you
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:56 AM   #7186
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Old 06-17-2018, 04:35 PM   #7187
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:11 PM   #7188
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:39 PM   #7189
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logging in here and realizing the only thing I wanna post is this.

I'm a goof. But a happy goof.
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:41 PM   #7190
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:52 PM   #7191
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When you’ve figured out how to kick your inner demons asses.
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:53 PM   #7192
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:55 PM   #7193
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Vodka and a BFF who can relate and doesn’t pass judgment
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:27 AM   #7194
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Allowing the kid to take home a teddy bear thatís larger than theyíre. Nothing like child-like innocence.

#IAmASucker



Not really. SIKE is still cool....at least for now.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:30 AM   #7195
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:44 AM   #7196
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Yep....weíre own worst biggest enemy. Keep slaying.
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:18 AM   #7197
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Thatís called a BDSM fantasy in my world.

My demons like to play cowboys and Indians. Got me roped up more times than not!
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:00 PM   #7199
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Thatís called a BDSM fantasy in my world.

My demons like to play cowboys and Indians. Got me roped up more times than not!
True dat.

Iíll correct myself...

Happiness is giving your inner demons erotic asphyxiation.

Babe, what would I do without you? Iíd be a hot mess!
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