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Old 01-15-2009, 07:40 PM   #26
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Old 01-15-2009, 08:05 PM   #27
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Is "Magenta" really a good name to describe that color?
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Old 01-15-2009, 09:38 PM   #28
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:50 AM   #29
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Old 01-16-2009, 05:48 AM   #32
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waiting for daughter to get to bed to go as well... yeah, that bored!
That might be boring, DL, but I do find your quote by Marilyn intriguing (not merely because she's the one that said or wrote it).
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:10 AM   #35
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:13 AM   #36
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1.0 PURPOSE AND SCOPE
To establish and identify the procedures and responsibilities to request permanent changes to controlled documents. Define the preparation, issuance and communication of these changes. This procedure applies to all referenced documents not otherwise controlled with a released status and new product documents being released to production for the first time.

2.0 DEPARTMENTS AFFECTED
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3.0mATERIALS REQUIRED
222813-000 ECO & Waiver Forms
253184-000 ECO Form Instructions
GP 40-004 Records Retention Requirements
GP 25-102 Manufacturing Waivers

4.0 REQUIREMENTS

4.1 Definitions

4.1.1Controlled Documentation
Controlled documentation represents materials signed (paper or electronic) into activity via the Engineering Changes Order System providing revision history and record retention per GP 40-004.

4.1.2Uncontrolled documentation
Uncontrolled documentation represents any materials not signed into activity via the Engineering Change Order System providing revision history and record retention.

4.1.3Engineering Change Order Form (ECO Form)
·This form shall be the only recognized vehicle used to request, detail, and order permanent changes to controlled documents.
·Refer to D.P. 222813-000 ECO and Waiver forms.
·For instructions on filling out these forms refer to 253184-000 ECO Form Instructions. These documents may be found on the P Drive “P:\Documentation_Control\GP_DP_ECO\Online DP’s\” or “P:\Documentation_Control \Doc_Control_Forms\ECO_Forms\”

4.1.4Engineering Change Order (ECO)
The ECO is to be the primary document vehicle for notifying the affected departments of developmental, clerical, process, procedural and form fit, function changes or obsolescence, and include instructions on disposition of any existing parts and changes to the ERP System.

4.1.5Revision Level Usage
Change activity shall be tracked using a numerical, alphabetical or alphanumerical revision system. It is the policy of the company to maintain identical part number revision levels between the drawing and the parts.
Note:
·Exclude from use in the revision sequence are “I”, “O”, “U” and “X”.
·All preliminary or development parts and products will carry numeric revisions.
·All released parts and products will carry alphabetical revisions. In order for parts to be consider released all cost related information must be either provided with the ECO as a quote or is present in ERP system.
·Alphanumeric revisions are reserved for software release only.
·The revision level “-” shall be used when reserving part numbers when documentation is not provided.
·The revision level “ES” for off the shelf components such as hardware and electronic components only.

4.1.6Part Costing
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1.An assembly set as manufactured request to have either a routing or the phantom flag is turned on.
2.A part set to purchased contains a cost in the cost table or is labeled as a component type 2 on a BOM.
3.A part set to manufactured and having an item type of 2nd Step must have an outside processing cost.
4.All other parts set to manufactured must always be a component type 2 on a BOM.

4.1.7Part Activation
All non-obsolete parts and assemblies will have the active flag turned on. Upon obsolescing of parts and assemblies the active flag will be turned off.

4.1.8ECO Change Review
Documentation control will review change request forms for adequacy of execution of filling out the forms prior to submission to the ECO Control Board
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:26 AM   #37
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Yup, Learman, I think you've nailed boring on that one...lol
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:28 AM   #38
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:24 AM   #39
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1.0 PURPOSE AND SCOPE
To establish and identify the procedures and responsibilities to request permanent changes to controlled documents. Define the preparation, issuance and communication of these changes. This procedure applies to all referenced documents not otherwise controlled with a released status and new product documents being released to production for the first time.

2.0 DEPARTMENTS AFFECTED
All

3.0mATERIALS REQUIRED
222813-000 ECO & Waiver Forms
253184-000 ECO Form Instructions
GP 40-004 Records Retention Requirements
GP 25-102 Manufacturing Waivers

4.0 REQUIREMENTS

4.1 Definitions

4.1.1Controlled Documentation
Controlled documentation represents materials signed (paper or electronic) into activity via the Engineering Changes Order System providing revision history and record retention per GP 40-004.

4.1.2Uncontrolled documentation
Uncontrolled documentation represents any materials not signed into activity via the Engineering Change Order System providing revision history and record retention.

4.1.3Engineering Change Order Form (ECO Form)
·This form shall be the only recognized vehicle used to request, detail, and order permanent changes to controlled documents.
·Refer to D.P. 222813-000 ECO and Waiver forms.
·For instructions on filling out these forms refer to 253184-000 ECO Form Instructions. These documents may be found on the P Drive “P:\Documentation_Control\GP_DP_ECO\Online DP’s\” or “P:\Documentation_Control \Doc_Control_Forms\ECO_Forms\”

4.1.4Engineering Change Order (ECO)
The ECO is to be the primary document vehicle for notifying the affected departments of developmental, clerical, process, procedural and form fit, function changes or obsolescence, and include instructions on disposition of any existing parts and changes to the ERP System.

4.1.5Revision Level Usage
Change activity shall be tracked using a numerical, alphabetical or alphanumerical revision system. It is the policy of the company to maintain identical part number revision levels between the drawing and the parts.
Note:
·Exclude from use in the revision sequence are “I”, “O”, “U” and “X”.
·All preliminary or development parts and products will carry numeric revisions.
·All released parts and products will carry alphabetical revisions. In order for parts to be consider released all cost related information must be either provided with the ECO as a quote or is present in ERP system.
·Alphanumeric revisions are reserved for software release only.
·The revision level “-” shall be used when reserving part numbers when documentation is not provided.
·The revision level “ES” for off the shelf components such as hardware and electronic components only.

4.1.6Part Costing
Cost for a part or assembly can be defined by one of the definitions below.
1.An assembly set as manufactured request to have either a routing or the phantom flag is turned on.
2.A part set to purchased contains a cost in the cost table or is labeled as a component type 2 on a BOM.
3.A part set to manufactured and having an item type of 2nd Step must have an outside processing cost.
4.All other parts set to manufactured must always be a component type 2 on a BOM.

4.1.7Part Activation
All non-obsolete parts and assemblies will have the active flag turned on. Upon obsolescing of parts and assemblies the active flag will be turned off.

4.1.8ECO Change Review
Documentation control will review change request forms for adequacy of execution of filling out the forms prior to submission to the ECO Control Board
damm..I was thinking of the same thing !!
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:00 AM   #40
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:04 AM   #41
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That might be boring, DL, but I do find your quote by Marilyn intriguing (not merely because she's the one that said or wrote it).
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i have told my daughter since she was very very young that beauty is in the difference. If we were all alike, what would beauty mean? And well, the rest of her quote was nice too... personally, i think that its quite hard for a human being to judge another.

as for the boring part... i'm presently procrastinating doing billing.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:17 PM   #43
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Crappp...that has to be the best answer so far.

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