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Old 06-06-2013, 03:49 AM   #51
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Nipple hard, are you now?
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:53 AM   #52
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Don't you dare stop now!
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:12 AM   #53
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I got some shrink wrap!
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:20 AM   #54
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shut up, you talk too much
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:21 AM   #55
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It's time, use the plug
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:22 AM   #56
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I want to shoot something... (sigh... this always turned me on when he said it, although not exactly the same terminology)
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:24 AM   #57
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Quick...grab the duct tape!
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:25 AM   #58
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:26 AM   #59
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Can you come round now?
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:28 AM   #60
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Hot wet hard slow sweat

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Old 06-06-2013, 11:29 AM   #61
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love it when it's slippery
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:29 AM   #62
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Wanna see my naval lint?
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:33 AM   #63
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God - i am so horny!
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:36 AM   #64
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Please f*ck me right now!!
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:44 AM   #65
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Bend over and brace yourself
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:47 AM   #66
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Keep looking you'll find it
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:48 AM   #67
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Get naked in a hurry!!!
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:49 AM   #68
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yep - think the direct approach might be a winner there! especially dressed like that! lol
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:53 AM   #69
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It's not a freakin' tampon!
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:02 PM   #70
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tu m'allumes en cinq mots! -
or is that just being a bit too clever! no-one likes a smartarse!
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:05 PM   #71
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Sure it's clean, smell it.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:08 PM   #72
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Honey - i'm a bad girl!!
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Old 06-07-2013, 12:34 PM   #73
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Pack your granny panties baby!
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Old 06-07-2013, 01:25 PM   #75
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