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Old 07-03-2013, 08:05 PM   #1
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This isn't the newsroom we are crazy funny folks here ... Pictures are welcome & we understand them better BUT FOLLOW THE RULES.

So without further adieu... In honor of shuddering in disgust -

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Top favorite of mine... Shuddering is disgust !!!



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Old 07-03-2013, 08:58 PM   #7
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^^^^^That picture has long haunted my nightmares......if only we could un-see.
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Toe over hangers. Girl...you do not wear a size 5. Gross.

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Calculate how many germs are living on your cell phone.

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Heebie jeebies....uuuughhh...I have to go purell myself now..


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Right... Cars should be driven bare feet..

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Even better... To claw you with Policeman! Rawwwrrrr! Jeeeezzzz!

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Old 07-03-2013, 10:03 PM   #13
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And people want to stick these on.... Why???? These long.....?????

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This is a really funny thread, so I feel the need to poop in the punch bowl.

Mistreatment of kids of any form, totally makes me shudder in disgust.

(Sorry, that's what I came to this thread thinking and I'm trying to get my post count up, so I don't have the luxury of censoring myself.)
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Toe over hangers. Girl...you do not wear a size 5. Gross.

I'm not so sure those a female feet.
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I'm not so sure those a female feet.
me either. Still...Gurrrrl..she better work. *snap snap*




Oh..and that reminds me. Tex's mangled nut. *shudder*
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me either. Still...Gurrrrl..she better work. *snap snap*




Oh..and that reminds me. Tex's mangled nut. *shudder*
People, people, my balls are not mangled.
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People, people, my balls are not mangled.
Just the one. The other one is ironically perfect in every way. It glows with perfection. Which only makes the mangled one more hideous.
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Just the one. The other one is ironically perfect in every way. It glows with perfection. Which only makes the mangled one more hideous.
Mens balls are not perfect Gabs, I don't know what kind of weird perfect nutsack world you live in but I am standing up for all of us with one slightly irregular nut.
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I know big guy...I know.
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Mens balls are not perfect Gabs, I don't know what kind of weird perfect nutsack world you live in but I am standing up for all of us with one slightly irregular nut.
Now I'm picturing the word IRREGULAR stamped on it...like you see on linens, etc.

Make it stop!!!
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