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Old 05-18-2018, 10:46 PM   #876
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flirting??? ...people still do that?
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flirting??? ...people still do that?
Ha! Don’t belive him! He is the Don Juan of the produce isle...always hanging around the cucumbers, asking women if they ever had something this big in their hand...he wasn’t holding a cucumber....just saying!
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Old 05-18-2018, 10:58 PM   #878
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Ha! Don’t belive him! He is the Don Juan of the produce isle...always hanging around the cucumbers, asking women if they ever had something this big in their hand...he wasn’t holding a cucumber....just saying!
you been eyeing my gherkin?
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:00 PM   #879
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you been eyeing my gherkin?
Gherkin!!!!! I’m rolling on the floor!!!!!!
You and Piggy are awesome!!
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:00 PM   #880
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:02 PM   #881
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Gherkin!!!!! I’m rolling on the floor!!!!!!
You and Piggy are awesome!!
we already knew that
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:10 PM   #882
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we already knew that
Sounds better when I say though.
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:17 PM   #883
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Sounds better when I say though.
Your mouth ALWAYS makes things better!
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:37 PM   #884
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So like nil on a good day and minus on bad days.
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:50 PM   #885
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I pay attention to everything, but I act like I don’t. Just keep my head down and focus on my destination. Not trying to get involved with all that. I know what can happen! Been there done that. I get into enough mischief as it is here.
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:06 PM   #886
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I do zero flirting at work and home and that's 90 percent of my day.

So I'm a 10% flirter with dubious skills.
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Old 06-24-2018, 10:13 PM   #887
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I dont. Like at all.
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:25 PM   #888
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Not much, but yesterday two dudes were goofing around and kicking an orange rubber traffic divider thing. They asked me a simple question in hopes of settling a debate. As I was was walking away...told the guy to watch it so he doesn’t hit his nuts on the “doo hickey”...guess that did it for him.

Talking about “Where you headed?”

Uhhh...”to my kids.”

“Oh hard working mom. You single?”

I need to refrain from opening my big mouth. Not going to happen tho.
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:26 PM   #889
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Not much, but yesterday two dudes were goofing around and kicking an orange rubber traffic divider thing. They asked me a simple question in hopes of settling a debate. As I was was walking away...told the guy to watch it so he doesn’t hit his nuts on the “doo hickey”...guess that did it for him.

Talking about “Where you headed?”

Uhhh...”to my kids.”

“Oh hard working mom. You single?”

I need to refrain from opening my big mouth. Not going to happen tho.
You answer no my husband is prison for killing last guy that hit on me
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:31 PM   #890
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I don't flirt much of all away from here.
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:33 PM   #891
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Zero.
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:39 PM   #892
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it’s like breathing for me. It’s both a curse and a blessing.
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:47 PM   #893
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I don’t know how....I should check YouTube..
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For the video you posted on the subject?
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For the video you posted on the subject?
Not me....I’m a noob...or have a noob..Orr errr something like that
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Not me....I’m a noob...or have a noob..Orr errr something like that
You have a noob? Is that like having a knob? And can I see it?
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:56 PM   #897
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...only inside my head... my voices flirt back.
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...only inside my head... my voices flirt back.
You must walk around with half a boner all the time huh?
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:59 PM   #899
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...only inside my head... my voices flirt back.
Lucky you..mine yawn!
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You must walk around with half a boner all the time huh?
yup... kinda awkward during my recent surgery... those hospital gowns aren't meant to hide erections.
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