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Old 04-06-2018, 03:34 PM   #51
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Old 04-18-2018, 11:56 AM   #52
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Old 05-21-2018, 10:13 PM   #53
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When you can’t live without reading glasses.


I need them to hike with now, yuck.
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Old 05-21-2018, 10:52 PM   #54
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When you canít live without reading glasses.


I need them to hike with now, yuck.
I feel your pain. I can no longer read a map or use my phone without readers.
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Old 05-21-2018, 10:53 PM   #55
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Old 05-22-2018, 01:42 AM   #56
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Old 05-22-2018, 04:01 AM   #57
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:13 PM   #59
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:15 PM   #60
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:41 PM   #61
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Old 05-23-2018, 08:53 AM   #62
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:32 AM   #63
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:33 AM   #64
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:50 AM   #65
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:51 AM   #66
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:01 PM   #67
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Old 05-23-2018, 01:00 PM   #68
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Old 05-26-2018, 04:44 PM   #71
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