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Old 06-03-2018, 02:31 AM   #21001
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I was reading article where a corporate executive claimed that his company's takeout delivery drivers are "heroes". And he described them as through they were aid workers delivering food to starving Africans.

Dude, come on .. that's really stretching it.
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:42 PM   #21002
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OH messaged that he needed a Google fart.

Damned autocorrect
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:06 PM   #21003
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:26 PM   #21004
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Just my stupidity, which is running rampant these days.
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:29 PM   #21005
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:52 PM   #21006
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:53 PM   #21007
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The hits just keep on comin
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:34 PM   #21008
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So I just watched an episode of "The Proposal". Women are basically in a pageant for a mystery man behind a curtain and at the end he proposes to one of them. The concept made me laugh but also the feminist part of me was enraged Ridiculous!! But why did I tear up when they got engaged?
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:35 PM   #21009
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:50 PM   #21010
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Old 07-01-2018, 08:01 PM   #21011
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potshots and thinking I'd come back for more?

noooo spank you very much
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Old 07-04-2018, 07:49 PM   #21012
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:08 AM   #21013
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I slept through my party neighbor setting grumpy neighbor's perfectly manicured lawn on fire.

It's not rocket partying people!!! Oh wait.
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:32 AM   #21014
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:36 AM   #21015
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The article I read about how the patriarchy is to blame for the air conditioning being set too low in the office. Say what?
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Old 07-05-2018, 08:37 PM   #21016
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Somebody trying to throw me under the bus to someone who was too smart to believe it.
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Old 07-06-2018, 12:43 AM   #21017
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Old 07-06-2018, 01:07 AM   #21018
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Driving home with windshield wipers on full speed. Wasn’t raining but it’s so humid outside that the air conditioning in my car was making the windows foggy. My daughter says “people are going to think you are nuts”

Yes my dear....it’s what I do best!
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Old 07-06-2018, 01:20 AM   #21019
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Old 07-06-2018, 11:41 AM   #21020
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My 2 oldest daughters trying to cook things I’ll eat . I love them . I’m a vegetarian, however circumstances right now I’m having to eat red meat .. gross . So they are mom how about..9 go get the blue bags. Then they argue. It’s funny to me ..
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Old 07-06-2018, 11:55 AM   #21021
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:46 PM   #21023
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fuk he is HAWT!! those eyes that pose the tats the chest...DREAMY!! I had to take my panties off
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fuk he is HAWT!! those eyes that pose the tats the chest...DREAMY!! I had to take my panties off
See why I go to work everyday I have to wear a bib cause I drool
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