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Old 09-23-2009, 02:44 PM   #1
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Talking It's not cheating if...

I don't think I've seen this here before. And today I got really turned on by one of my girlfriends. And I was thinking "Is it cheating if it's two girls?" I mean, we all know it is. But that's what I'm sticking with...

Gimme your best/stupidist/funniest excuses of why it's not cheating...
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:44 PM   #2
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…if the condom doesn’t break
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...it's with LL Cool J or Justin Timberlake

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Old 09-23-2009, 02:55 PM   #4
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or George Clooney, cuz he is probably gay, never being married and all.
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:57 PM   #5
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as the old adage goes...eaitn' ain't cheatin'
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:58 PM   #6
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...if it’s with your boss.
I mean a girl’s gotta get paid, right?
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:23 PM   #7
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Its not cheating if you let one of your multiple personalities take over.
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Its Definately not cheating if she does that dirty thing the wife wont.
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…if you’re cheating with someone who’s cheating on someone…(really u cant both be cheating together, thats playing a game)
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if you are playing cards and cheating while cheating, then it is not cheating...2 negatives =a positive
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If you close your eyes and screm out your spouses name during the entire event.
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If he never sticks it in
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That's NOT cheating, that's bullshit... just sayin
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its not cheating if it improves your sex life with your spouse....its simply continuing education....
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:10 PM   #22
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