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Old 07-13-2011, 04:07 PM   #1251
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haha... wear gloves.. they bite like a mother fucker.. But the face they make when they finish... So funny. Nothing like a Possums O face
Gotta be better thank skunk..takes me a week to get the stench of my pecker

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Old 07-14-2011, 06:37 AM   #1252
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:55 AM   #1253
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haha... wear gloves.. they bite like a mother fucker.. But the face they make when they finish... So funny. Nothing like a Possums O face
You're supposed to kick em first...that makes em play dead..then you can molest em to yer hearts content, unbitten

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Old 07-14-2011, 11:52 AM   #1254
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You're supposed to kick em first...that makes em play dead..then you can molest em to yer hearts content, unbitten

Sheesh....yankees...
haha.... Well.. Now I have plans tonight. I might still wear gloves though.. I just hope he wake up right at the end so I can see his face.. It will be the best way he has ever woke up. Good advice..
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:35 PM   #1255
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:13 PM   #1256
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:26 PM   #1257
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:35 PM   #1258
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:00 PM   #1259
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:09 PM   #1260
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:31 PM   #1261
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:40 PM   #1262
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:41 PM   #1263
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:42 PM   #1264
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Where are you located? Is this the right place to ask such a question or is that too personal?
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:43 PM   #1265
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Kinda but here's a tip....It's righttttt over there

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Old 07-14-2011, 02:45 PM   #1266
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So you are a displaced new yorker and it's "right over there". Hmmm. Are you literally in the state to the right of me? Louisana? Arkansas?
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So you are a displaced new yorker and it's "right over there". Hmmm. Are you literally in the state to the right of me? Louisana? Arkansas?
Sweetie...I'm in NY...thats it...simple....uncomplicated...LOL
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Sweetie...I'm in NY...thats it...simple....uncomplicated...LOL
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Are u strong enuff to handle New York?...
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Are u strong enuff to handle New York?...
I don't know, I guess so. Is there something special about New York? I think a place is a place, the people make it what it is, right?
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