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Old 02-20-2011, 05:48 PM   #26
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Wayneypoo, if you are talking about sex with yourself - which I assume you are - then yes, 6 times a day is a little excessive. It's worth noting that, according to folklore and rumour, you might start to suffer from exponentially poor vision. However, this might explain why you're not noticing people's posts which, at least to me, seem to be hinting at signs of tiredness from your less-than-inspired threads. I've tried to be as polite as possible so as not to offend anyone.
Now this one...I likey!...
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Old 02-20-2011, 05:51 PM   #27
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I don't know what's more disturbing....the pic or the fact that you found it
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Old 02-20-2011, 06:06 PM   #28
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For some reason this thread made me instantly think of ...

Leisure Suit Larry

"Leisure Suit Larry is a series of adventure games. The character, whose full name is Larry Laffer, is a balding, dorky, double entendre-speaking, leisure suit-wearing (but still somewhat lovable) "loser" in his 40s. The games follow him as he spends much of his life trying (usually unsuccessfully) to seduce attractive women."
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:48 PM   #29
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I'm open to giving this a try. Any volunteers ???
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Old 02-21-2011, 03:38 AM   #30
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Wayneypoo, if you are talking about sex with yourself - which I assume you are - then yes, 6 times a day is a little excessive. It's worth noting that, according to folklore and rumour, you might start to suffer from exponentially poor vision. However, this might explain why you're not noticing people's posts which, at least to me, seem to be hinting at signs of tiredness from your less-than-inspired threads. I've tried to be as polite as possible so as not to offend anyone.
Newb on newb fight action! What a forum.
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Old 02-21-2011, 04:53 AM   #31
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I guess if you work the street corner, it would be just another day at the office. For the rest of us over the age of 20, it would get old, just like anything else I suppose.
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Old 02-21-2011, 05:46 AM   #32
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nah I do that all the time !!! sometimes 7
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Old 02-21-2011, 06:12 AM   #33
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Poo--You will know if 6 times a day is to much when your pecker falls off............
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Old 02-21-2011, 06:27 AM   #34
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Poo--You will know if 6 times a day is to much when your pecker falls off............
You are going to have to sharpen up on the old flirting skills if you are going to find out. Either that or get really, really rich.
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Old 02-21-2011, 09:09 AM   #35
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Newb on newb fight action! What a forum.
Ha ha, perhaps we should start a new thread: 'Newb Royal Rumble/Death match'. Briiiiiing iiiiiiiit ooooooon!
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Old 02-21-2011, 09:58 AM   #36
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:00 AM   #37
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just did number 4, phew I'm knackered!
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:03 AM   #38
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It feels more like 6 times a year for me. I wouldn't know what to do with 6 times a day.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:15 AM   #39
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4 and a half now!!!
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If you only have the one day, then nope. Make the most of the time you have...
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:37 AM   #41
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Poo--You will know if 6 times a day is to much when your pecker falls off............

pecker???? I thought it was an earth worm????
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Old 02-21-2011, 07:48 PM   #42
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In one day sure 6 times is great but daily? No way, I'm not 18 anymore so a raw pens isn't something cool to tell my friends about anymore.
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Old 02-21-2011, 09:08 PM   #43
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I just wasted 5 minutes of my life on this thread. Make it stop.
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I just wasted 5 minutes of my life on this thread. Make it stop.
For that you'll need to go to the heart of the problem. He's called wayneypoo. I'm not saying you should use any force necessary - that was your idea.
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For that you'll need to go to the heart of the problem. He's called wayneypoo. I'm not saying you should use any force necessary - that was your idea.
I've figured that much. Most creepy named thread starters are trouble.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:08 PM   #46
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Ohhhh your not old PA Your as good as a 20yr old
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