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Old 04-26-2011, 10:17 PM   #1
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Default guys - what attracts you to women here






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Old 04-26-2011, 10:19 PM   #2
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Hey...that's a mannequin. No closing the thread until we see REAL boobs!!!
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Intelligence, sense of humor, and all of the rest of that crap...

Just DON'T send me a pic of your snatch before I ask for it...damn!
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:20 PM   #5
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Apparently having a vagina and being able to hear her say "eh, why not" is enough for me

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Old 04-26-2011, 10:24 PM   #7
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Intelligence, sense of humor, and all of the rest of that crap...

Just DON'T send me a pic of your snatch before I ask for it...damn!


I said I was sorry, ok?? Can we let it drop now???
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Apparently having a vagina and being able to hear her say "eh, why not" is enough for me

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When I first read that I thought you said, "Apparently having a vagina and being able to hear it say "eh, why not" is enough for me"

I thought... a talking vagina is a turn on?? Sounds like a horror movie!
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First and foremost is personality. Someone willing to have fun and laugh and who enjoys you just as much as you enjoy them.

I have made many friendships here with a lot of really nice people. I am lucky to have met and befriended each and everyone of them.
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:25 PM   #10
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she has to be real.. and can be herself.. not being someone just to please others.. she has to be able to carry on a decent conversation.. she has to be somewhat sexual.. but at the appropriate times.. she should like spicy foods.. she needs to accept me for who I am without trying to change me.. she has to trust me.. and be trustworthy herself. She has to be independent if she needs to be.. but prefers to be codependent with me.. she needs to have a little spunk and sass, but will listen to reason.

...oh and she needs to like to say "fuck" (and I found her)
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:27 PM   #11
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I said I was sorry, ok?? Can we let it drop now???
You set the standard, and I knew no other women should try. You know..I know how much you love to send guys those pictures, so you should really advertise for it. Like right now...if you all are interested in some AMAZING pics, PM disturbiagirl. You too will see why...well...words just can't describe. Thanks again!!
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You set the standard, and I knew no other women should try. You know..I know how much you love to send guys those pictures, so you should really advertise for it. Like right now...if you all are interested in some AMAZING pics, PM disturbiagirl. You too will see why...well...words just can't describe. Thanks again!!
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C'mon Bar, if you're going to pump for cash, put the sites out we worked so hard on!

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Old 04-26-2011, 10:32 PM   #14
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You set the standard, and I knew no other women should try. You know..I know how much you love to send guys those pictures, so you should really advertise for it. Like right now...if you all are interested in some AMAZING pics, PM disturbiagirl. You too will see why...well...words just can't describe. Thanks again!!


If I get ANY pm's because of this post, I will hunt you down!!!
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C'mon Bar, if you're going to pump for cash, put the sites out we worked so hard on!


GO AWAY BAD DREAM!!!!!

Shouldn't you be smoking something????
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Old 10-18-2011, 03:26 AM   #22
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Well let's be frank! in what?, maybe 80% of all cases it has to be only personality, intelligence.....well that's about it considering almost nobody has their "real" pics available....
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