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Old 03-12-2007, 09:22 AM   #26
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If this thing about shoe size were true then all the NBA stars could retire to be porn stars.



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
I wonder how Magic Johnson got his name?
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:23 AM   #27
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don't worry mate...I've seen your feet ..ugly things they were
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beginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest....
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:24 AM   #28
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It ain't how big it is! It's how you use it! And also what you do with her before and after you use it!
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:27 AM   #29
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and if they complain ...just tell em how loose they are



what do you mean after you use it ?? you mean like where do you clean it
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:27 AM   #30
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I know you're a real good nurse....so I shouldn't have really asked ya


but how many do you see hard..

some days I'm Hung Low

then days like last week when I asked my doc to take a look and she brought in the head doc and a young student to look....the little fella went running...I blamed the aircon
Laffffffffffs! Well to be honest Cotties I don't see many hard ones, they kind of get stage fright when you come at em with a garden hose!
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:30 AM   #31
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LOL a scholng is like a car......


Drive it like you stole it!
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:30 AM   #32
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I mean what you do with your lady before and after you use "it", ya crazy wanker Cotties!
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:33 AM   #33
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oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....

Laffs you crack me up!
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:35 AM   #34
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Interesting! The blokes here in office are telling the blokes here are correct. They have said this is rapping chunk. One bloke said that you can tell more from looking at his ears!
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has he got big ears...I find most women just stare at my lunch box to find the quick answer
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Interesting! The blokes here in office are telling the blokes here are correct. They have said this is rapping chunk. One bloke said that you can tell more from looking at his ears!
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:27 PM   #36
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Sorry...I cant believe there are millions of size 10 dicks
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:29 PM   #37
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Only my lovers... and my penile reduction surgeon will ever find out
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:06 PM   #38
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Well I looked at the chart and my poor hubby is way below what he should be. Can I get a refund for false advertising????
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Well for whats its worth, I have been out with a few rugby players, all of which had enormous feet, and I have to say not one of them had what I'd call a massive willy!! Thank god!!!

However, I have heard that if a man's middle finger is significantly longer than his index finger, then his penis will be significantly larger than average too!
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My index finger is so much longer from giving the one fingered salute to assholes on the highway!
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My index finger is so much longer from giving the one fingered salute to assholes on the highway!
ah, but beebop have you a big nose?
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Oh yes, sweet Jenny! All the better to smell you with my dear!
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Oh yes, sweet Jenny! All the better to smell you with my dear!
why thank you beebop, I happen to smell rather delicious it has to be said!!
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Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


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no.i have seen big feet, average penis. average feet , huge penis. one thing tho it's prob silly too but i've noticed more like, big hands, little hands..are more of a 'telling'
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beginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest....
Good for you wanker!!You stick with your 4 incher... the hell with em
And shoot a couple of roos while you are at it...they are howling their heads off in the treetops
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no.i have seen big feet, average penis. average feet , huge penis. one thing tho it's prob silly too but i've noticed more like, big hands, little hands..are more of a 'telling'
Er...what size is huge then?
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i didn't measure. i've never measured.and i don't ask. i can see me following some guy around with a tape asking if i can measure him before he gets too into anything, for my records. but in thirty yrs face to face i haven't seen bigger.
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Originally Posted by tiger50
beginning to think this is all crap.... alot more to good sex than penis size...


i agree............average is my fav. (tho i like uncut best)..tho i don't remember complaining about the guy i was talking about..of course i was alot younger.
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i didn't measure. i've never measured.and i don't ask. i can see me following some guy around with a tape asking if i can measure him before he gets too into anything, for my records. but in thirty yrs face to face i haven't seen bigger.
Well I hear sometimes big can be too big.
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i don't believe most photos. all i'm saying in person so far i haven't seen too big ..big enough to have to be careful and so on, yes...tho i've been told i'm small..as far as long..a guy has most feeling in the head right? if all of it doesn't fit, i could sew a little penis warmer like for a weinie dog, for the rest..i guess.
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