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Old 03-12-2007, 04:16 PM   #51
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What about one size fit's all Flip Flop's?

Man I'm in trouble lol
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:21 PM   #52
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flip flops? those are thongs i wear on my feet. OH..does that mean you have a one size fits all penis? like it folds up n stuff?
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:21 PM   #53
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What about one size fit's all Flip Flop's?

Man I'm in trouble lol
Depends how much you flop Frenchie
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:23 PM   #54
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flop....what sz towel can you hold ? or wash cloth? i'm giggling...
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:35 PM   #55
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You wouldnt giggle if you knew
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:00 PM   #56
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so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:03 PM   #57
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so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe
Depends if you are a scuba diver
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so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe
fine if they fit. my hubby's are 13's.
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well i'd ask for proof....
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:17 PM   #61
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flop....what sz towel can you hold ? or wash cloth? i'm giggling...

I need one of those bath sheets
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:24 PM   #63
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like a beach towel?
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:28 PM   #64
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:31 PM   #67
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:43 PM   #68
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... as I was saying, the sizes of men's noses apparently have some bearing on the size of there cock-a-doodle do's... allegedly!!
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:06 PM   #69
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... as I was saying, the sizes of men's noses apparently have some bearing on the size of there cock-a-doodle do's... allegedly!!
my hubby has a huge noze..i call it his snoz...and he's alittle above average so i don't go with that either. like i said...i'd look at hands before anything else. just my observation...
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My hubbys foot is alot bigger than his thing
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...i'd look at hands before anything else. just my observation...
Yah, I'd heard it has to do with the length from your wrist to the tip of the middle finger?

So everytime I finger someone else (in anger), then I am really showing them my size

ps...I wear size thirteen shoes...extra wide

(which in "internet speak" means I'm hung like a bumblebee. Wait, this is the "tell a lie" thread right?)
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Yah, I'd heard it has to do with the length from your wrist to the tip of the middle finger?

So everytime I finger someone else (in anger), then I am really showing them my size

ps...I wear size thirteen shoes...extra wide

(which in "internet speak" means I'm hung like a bumblebee. Wait, this is the "tell a lie" thread right?)
oh mm i never measured anyone. maybe i will measure hubby just to see...but then it'll get him all started. or he'll prob ask me if we're playing dr.
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oh mm i never measured anyone. maybe i will measure hubby just to see...but then it'll get him all started. or he'll prob ask me if we're playing dr.
I'm not sure about the doctors you know, but mine doesn't carry a measuring tape... Of course, I'm willing to play along
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I'm not sure about the doctors you know, but mine doesn't carry a measuring tape... Of course, I'm willing to play along
yea that is a pretty stupid answer. (mine) you know he wouldn't let me measure him til he's 'as big as it gets' tho....then what do i do..go 'ok, 7in..you pass?"..
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you caught me off guard when you said everytime you finger someone....(in anger) i thot...why in anger..and i was thinking about the wrong fingering.
ok
this is getting my imagination all nice and working....i'm barely sitting up and rhumba says i'm too tired...
i think i'll go take a bath. a realllllly hot one.
then i'll be back to see what naughty things you all have been doing while i was gone.

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