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Old 07-06-2012, 01:09 AM   #26
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Oh jesus.
You are now uhmm makin moves on Aradia?
No I am not! I am merely strip-teasing her from way over there. It's a look don't touch party

Wiggling & stepping out of the jeans while I unbutton the sweater!
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You Should Be With an Earth Sign
Your best match is a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.
You like your sweetie to pamper, wine, and dine you. You enjoy the finer things.

An earth sign will go all out to woo you - and never complain about doing it.
Your earth sign knows how to make you feel wanted. And you'll never meet anyone so devoted to you.


This test is a lie! Already married the earth sign... Now what? I'm lost forever??? Sheesh!
A different earth sign mayhaps??


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Apparently so..for same sexes.
That's what you had in mind when you started this, right?
you saw through me. sniff. how did you know??
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A different earth sign mayhaps??




you saw through me. sniff. how did you know??
Well..after sharing crochet needles and exchanging henna recipes..I suppose sex is our next frontier.
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Well..after sharing crochet needles and exchanging henna recipes..I suppose sex is our next frontier.
dont forget the candlemaking snookums
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dont forget the candlemaking snookums
Dont forget to bring some lemonbalm tea to set the mood, darling.
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Well..after sharing crochet needles and exchanging henna recipes..I suppose sex is our next frontier.
You are f***ing telepathic.... I worship you!!! I have henna on from the wedding I was at & I was crochetting just now.... Not lying. This is totally twilight zone!
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You are f***ing telepathic.... I worship you!!! I have henna on from the wedding I was at & I was crochetting just now.... Not lying. This is totally twilight zone!
Seriously?
You crochet?
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Yes.. Working on several scarves for early winter/Christmas presents. I remember you posted that you did.
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i did henna on my foot once but I use henna, amla and indigo in my hair. I love that stuf.....
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Yes.. Working on several scarves for early winter/Christmas presents. I remember you posted that you did.
Wow..in July..im impressed girl. We need to swap some patterns.
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i did henna on my foot once but I use henna, amla and indigo in my hair. I love that stuf.....
You are cooler than ever! I need to start using amla in my hair again... Aging causes thinning
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You are cooler than ever! I need to start using amla in my hair again... Aging causes thinning
my hair was so mad at me and then i started all this and heeaaaven!
i kinda documented the whole thing with like pics of the various shades and the methods employed
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i kind of feel like Im hiding in a stall in a woman's bathroom overhearing the convo at the mirror
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Damn you clairol!!!
I feel a bit left out. But hey! I use kohl to line my eyes.
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I feel a bit left out. But hey! I use kohl to line my eyes.
omg i need to do that! the other shit bugs my eyes horribly!
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my hair was so mad at me and then i started all this and heeaaaven!
i kinda documented the whole thing with like pics of the various shades and the methods employed
I have been slacking off on sending you the belly dancing music. Tonight. And if you could give me any advice to improve my hair I'll be grateful. I don't color it. It's jet black but thin & not growing too long!

And stop talking drewid.. Just get us drinks & wait outside !
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omg i need to do that! the other shit bugs my eyes horribly!
Uhmm yeah..just googled..

Just some of the ingredients of eyeliner from one well-known brand include: propylene glycol; triethanolamine; oleyl alcohol, magnesium aluminum silicate, glyceryl stearate, butylparaben, mica and titantium dioxide. Propylene glycol, which is used in antifreeze, and all the other chemicals listed are known toxins.

Stick to Kohls..or..charcoal leftover from bbq or somethin.
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if you eyeline your anus its a good litmus test to determine if you may have a reaction, yes I geyeline on occassion
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Ok you're in luck if ur hair is already black cuz u cant eff that up. Good news is henna thickens the hair shaft binding with the keratan in the hair. Now usually to get a black they do a two step which you wouldnt have to do neccesarily cuz ur hair is black. They do like a henna coat and then an indigo coat a few days later. Im going to have to send you all the info my brain is like exploding.
but you could so the two step and then it wold be black and thicker....oh man i love this stuff for reals...ok i need to dig for my info brb
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Ok you're in luck if ur hair is already black cuz u cant eff that up. Good news is henna thickens the hair shaft binding with the keratan in the hair. Now usually to get a black they do a two step which you wouldnt have to do neccesarily cuz ur hair is black. They do like a henna coat and then an indigo coat a few days later. Im going to have to send you all the info my brain is like exploding.
but you could so the two step and then it wold be black and thicker....oh man i love this stuff for reals...ok i need to dig for my info brb
so..how do u get it lighter then? Obviously I have dark brown/black hair.
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site for the mixes:

http://www.hennaforhair.com/mixes/index.html

every possible color and pics of like before and after

http://www.hennapage.com/ and http://www.hennacaravan.com/
where i get my stuff

just make sure you now what kinda water you have first so u know like about the different minerals that cuold effect it.

http://www.hennaforhair.com/science/index.html
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site for the mixes:

http://www.hennaforhair.com/mixes/index.html

every possible color and pics of like before and after

http://www.hennapage.com/ and http://www.hennacaravan.com/
where i get my stuff

just make sure you now what kinda water you have first so u know like about the different minerals that cuold effect it.

http://www.hennaforhair.com/science/index.html
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That is seriously awesome.
My next dye will be hennaed. God knows it feels like straw right now.
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so..how do u get it lighter then? Obviously I have dark brown/black hair.
its hard to lighten with it, but you could shift it more reddish tones or orange in the light
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