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Old Yesterday, 12:22 AM   #70526
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Have you marked me forever?
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Old Yesterday, 12:23 AM   #70527
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Did you see the marks? or feel them?
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Old Yesterday, 12:25 AM   #70528
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Wasn't I too busy watching your penmanship?
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Old Yesterday, 12:26 AM   #70529
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Were the curvatures in the right spots?
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Old Yesterday, 12:27 AM   #70530
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Can I trace the curvatures to bring it all back more clearly?
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Old Yesterday, 12:29 AM   #70531
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do you have any invisible ink left?
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Old Yesterday, 12:30 AM   #70532
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Why, do you need a refill?
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Old Yesterday, 12:31 AM   #70533
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Were you not tracing?
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Old Yesterday, 12:32 AM   #70534
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Your contours, with my pen?
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Old Yesterday, 12:33 AM   #70535
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Yes, wasnt that the idea?
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Old Yesterday, 12:36 AM   #70536
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It's had enough time now. Has the ink dried or are there still wet spots?
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Old Yesterday, 12:37 AM   #70537
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Does the ink stain?
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Old Yesterday, 12:38 AM   #70538
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Do you have blacklights in your room?
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Old Yesterday, 07:27 PM   #70539
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I have red lights - do you have blacklights?
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Old Yesterday, 07:55 PM   #70540
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Does he switch his lights on to make it darker?
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Old Yesterday, 07:57 PM   #70541
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Doesn't he like to see what he's doing?
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Is it good practice to try and find it in the dark?
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How do you know it's the right one if you don't see it?
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But what if Iím fluent in Braille?
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Are you fluent in body Braille?
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Can I just feel that again?
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Did you get a better grasp that time?
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Maybe I should try and get my tongue round it instead?
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Is your tongue fluent in Braille?
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Would you believe me if I said no?
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