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Old 06-26-2018, 06:31 PM   #26
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How's the Southern boy enjoying SoCal?


Can I watch you get freaky with Lyric or at least get pics?


Are you an animal lover?
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:32 PM   #27
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Would you let your partner win games every now and then?

If I bought you only shirts that show cleavage would you wear them?

Would you let me shoot an apple off Arconís head?
I think you need to clarify... which head?
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:33 PM   #28
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How's the Southern boy enjoying SoCal?


Can I watch you get freaky with Lyric or at least get pics?


Are you an animal lover?
Yes to all three...love dogs and wolves.

So wdyt?
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:34 PM   #29
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Yes to all three...love dogs and wolves.

So wdyt?

Will I date you? Nah, not unless we can have a 3some!
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:40 PM   #30
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Would you let your partner win games every now and then?

If I bought you only shirts that show cleavage would you wear them?

Would you let me shoot an apple off Arconís head?

Sorry for jumping thread but I just saw this.



Yes I would let my partner win games just every now and then.



Depend how much cleavage it would show .



Like David which head are you talking about.
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The first two answers were fine but you blew the last question...Iím afraid you will not be DJíd this time around. Figure out how you blew it for next time.
Lol well I doubt my answer will change
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What kind of pets do you have (and could I be one)?

Would you cook me a special dinner (and what would it be) if I showed appropriate appreciation for the care that went into it?

Would you eat a special dinner that I prepared (no need to show any appreciation)?
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What kind of pets do you have (and could I be one)?

Would you cook me a special dinner (and what would it be) if I showed appropriate appreciation for the care that went into it?

Would you eat a special dinner that I prepared (no need to show any appreciation)?

I have all sorts of animals/pets. Do I have to clean up after you?



I won't cook a special dinner in lieu of getting appreciation. I'll cook the dinner cuz that's what I do. I take care of people. If you show appreciation all the time, not just because I did something you felt is special, you'd be surprised by the surplus. Right now, you get PBJ's.


I'm hungry, I'm going to eat it, unless it's liver or carbs.
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:23 PM   #34
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What would be your ideal first date?

Would you expect the man to.pay?

If everything went very well would you invite me at the end of the night?
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If there's carefree laughter and convo, that's ideal enough for me.


Fuck yea, he's paying and better pull out my chair too!


Whoa now, it was all generalized questions up til this one. You trying to get into my panties?

I guess I have to ask three too. I think we've been playing wrong.

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How should your date dress?

What is the one thing she can do to knock your socks off?

Will you pick where you go?
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:30 PM   #36
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If there's carefree laughter and convo, that's ideal enough for me.


Fuck yea, he's paying and better pull out my chair too!


Whoa now, it was all generalized questions up til this one. You trying to get into my panties?

I guess I have to ask three too. I think we've been playing wrong.

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How should your date dress?

What is the one thing she can do to knock your socks off?

Will you pick where you go?
Depending on where we go, something appropiate for the venue yet comfortable for her.

Be herself and be carefree. Dont worry about trying to impress me or others

If I am asking then yes. With input in case there is a reason she cant have that food.
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:33 PM   #37
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If there's carefree laughter and convo, that's ideal enough for me.


Fuck yea, he's paying and better pull out my chair too!


Whoa now, it was all generalized questions up til this one. You trying to get into my panties?
No, I doubt they would fit me
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Where would you take me on our first date



Do you like sight seeing?


How do you like your steak cook?
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Where would you take me on our first date



Do you like sight seeing?


How do you like your steak cook?
Ruths Chris Steakhouse

Yes, particularly ruins

Med rare...if it aint mooing i wont eat it
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Ruths Chris Steakhouse

Yes, particularly ruins

Med rare...if it aint mooing i wont eat it
Steak house sound nice.

Ruins and old building and mountain scenery would be nice to see .

Med Well what use to it now I eat Med rare ..

Would you dressed up in a suit or jeans for our first date?
What would you want me to be dressed in , dress or pants?
Are you a tea drinker or a soda drinker?
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I have all sorts of animals/pets. Do I have to clean up after you?



I won't cook a special dinner in lieu of getting appreciation. I'll cook the dinner cuz that's what I do. I take care of people. If you show appreciation all the time, not just because I did something you felt is special, you'd be surprised by the surplus. Right now, you get PBJ's.


I'm hungry, I'm going to eat it, unless it's liver or carbs.
No, I'm not very messy

I love PBJs and I'll bet yours are incredibly delicious (how am I doin' on the appreciation front?)

I'm a pretty good cook and I'll make you carb-less dishes with no liver!

wdyt?
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So like Acorn is Woolery now?
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So like Acorn is Woolery now?
Can i kiss all the women?
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Can i kiss all the women?
Is that the reason for this thread?
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No was for fun
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