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Old 01-14-2006, 04:27 PM   #1
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I found this link you pick a color and it suppose to tell what your Sexual Personality is like !


http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/sexualtype.htm




BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.
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Old 01-14-2006, 05:07 PM   #2
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Geeze Sweet I picked blue too, didn't see your pick at first. Goes to show ya.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.
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Old 01-14-2006, 06:21 PM   #3
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Geeze Sweet I picked blue too, didn't see your pick at first. Goes to show ya.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.

High 5 !
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Old 01-14-2006, 10:05 PM   #4
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RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware
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Old 01-14-2006, 10:06 PM   #5
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RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware

it is getting deep!!!
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Old 01-14-2006, 10:09 PM   #6
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it is getting deep!!!
It told me to pick my favorite color...I didn't tell it what to say...
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Old 01-15-2006, 01:43 AM   #7
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Blue... I've blue shirts, blue jeans, blue coat....

(Seems to fit me too - See Lena, I'm actually an incurable romantic)
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:38 AM   #8
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RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
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Old 01-15-2006, 08:50 AM   #9
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lol mm i picked blue......
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Old 01-15-2006, 10:02 AM   #10
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This is interesting I hope everyone tries it.
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Old 01-15-2006, 08:21 PM   #11
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This is interesting I hope everyone tries it.

Me too , I am curious !
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Old 01-15-2006, 10:07 PM   #12
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Yep, that's me...


RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.



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Old 01-15-2006, 11:22 PM   #13
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lol i'm red to guys.
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All these Reds makes me want to change my color ! lol
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:19 PM   #15
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[quote=sweetgapeach]I found this link you pick a color and it suppose to tell what your Sexual Personality is like !

It was green for me
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I found this link you pick a color and it suppose to tell what your Sexual Personality is like !

It was green for me

Thats sweet Marycat is a lucky woman .
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:18 PM   #17
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[quote=hank69]
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I found this link you pick a color and it suppose to tell what your Sexual Personality is like !

It was green for me
Well my love.....my blue goes very well with your green
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:15 PM   #18
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Hi sweetgapeach. Blue is my color too
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All these Reds makes me want to change my color ! lol
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
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Old 01-20-2006, 07:24 AM   #20
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my favorite jacket is red, my kitchen is late tomatoe (red), my work shoes are red, my favortie bra and panties are red, even my signature here is red....

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
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Those colours are not interesting ...... I love a mixture of RED and BLUE.......
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Those colours are not interesting ...... I love a mixture of RED and BLUE.......
Don't you get purple when you mix red and blue?
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Well my love.....my blue goes very well with your green

.... but much better with my blue!
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does maroon qualify for red? maybe i just have a suppressed wild side fighting to get out! also like purple, but don't own a suit or a tie, and my only business is monkey business
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I don't see one color that I liked that well. I was hoping for a turquoise or maybe aqua- but am not sure I want to know what those mean!
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