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Old 06-10-2019, 05:57 AM   #33351
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Am going to need more coffee
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Old 06-10-2019, 06:17 PM   #33352
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am glad that day is about done!

jumpin jeewhosephats!
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Old 06-10-2019, 07:10 PM   #33353
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Walk softly and carry a big...............stick
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:20 PM   #33354
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I like where this is going.
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:24 PM   #33355
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I need to take a step back
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:29 PM   #33356
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Love the feel
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:34 PM   #33357
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Hate to leave good company!
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:36 PM   #33358
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:37 PM   #33359
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:43 PM   #33360
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Old 06-11-2019, 03:07 PM   #33361
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I haven't been this entertained in a coon's age.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:49 PM   #33362
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Was right. But she seems to think she could get away with it. LOL
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Old 06-12-2019, 10:25 AM   #33363
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The world's worst procrastinator
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Old 06-12-2019, 11:39 AM   #33364
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Picked the worlds worst time to quit smoking...but there again..thats me
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Old 06-12-2019, 03:58 PM   #33365
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Got played.
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Old 06-12-2019, 05:21 PM   #33366
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will admit sweet -tee pic is hott
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Old 06-12-2019, 06:37 PM   #33367
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Had a long busy ass day!
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Old 06-12-2019, 08:07 PM   #33368
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Got played.
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Old 06-12-2019, 11:02 PM   #33369
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Still cry over him after all this time because I still love him
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Old 06-13-2019, 11:57 PM   #33371
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Need to get away!!!
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Old 06-14-2019, 04:32 AM   #33372
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:21 PM   #33373
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miss his stupid ass...
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Old 06-15-2019, 09:41 AM   #33374
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Am enjoying life
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Old 06-15-2019, 02:15 PM   #33375
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have worked too much lately... I haven't even made time to masturbate..
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