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Old 08-20-2008, 05:56 PM   #26
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I drive my husband nuts when I work late hours.
I drive my husband nuts when I try to apply the brakes when I am in the passenger side.
I drive my husband nuts when I say I am only going to be 15 more minutes and I take an hour.
I drive my husband nuts when I say things like...certainly, absolutely, most definately.

So I guess to sum it up...I drive my husband nuts over and over again. Hmmm...maybe I'm the problem after all.
Holy crap that makes me pull out my hair
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:59 PM   #27
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So just add half an hour onto it each time and then you save your hair. It's not like I don't TRY to be 15 minutes...things happen! Like I see a pair of shoes I ABSOLUTELY need, or I decide to pick up milk. lol

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Old 08-20-2008, 06:02 PM   #28
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Omg nice, I always apply the passenger side brake.....especially since the brakes in HIS car don't work.

I drive him nuts when I remind him of this every time we're in his car. I know when the brakes need to be applied in order for the car to stop....so I'll ask "Is your foot on the brake?" or tell him "Start stopping now." I've done it enough that now when we go out together, we take my car....and I drive.
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:03 PM   #29
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I drive him nuts by everytime he goes to hug me, I try to yank on his wanky, or a nipple twister, he hates that...
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:11 PM   #30
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I drive him nuts by everytime he goes to hug me, I try to yank on his wanky, or a nipple twister, he hates that...
You "Yank on his Wanky" wow... i .. umm.. i got nothin.
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:13 PM   #31
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You "Yank on his Wanky" wow... i .. umm.. i got nothin.
Shawn's speechless??? Go Lacey!!
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Old 08-20-2008, 08:04 PM   #32
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I am the world's worst passenger. I am clutching the dash for life, hitting the invisible break, and, as he so nicely puts: "Sucking all the air out of the car".

My car is an awful mess. It is referred to as the "Rolling Garbage Can". LOL.

Aparantly I talk VERY loud when I'm on the phone. If I get a call on my cell in public he says I talk very loud. I didn't realize it.

I short sheet the bed when I make it.

I never remember where I set stuff down. He has found windex in the refrigerator. I have finally trained myself to hang my car keys on the hook in the kitchen.

I hog all the covers. I'll sit up when I am sleeping, and pull all the covers off of him and lay back down.

I think I'll stop now. This is getting embarassing. LOL.
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:19 PM   #33
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I drive him crazy when I take up for myself when he is putting me down
when I want time alone
when I talk to my best friend on the phone
when I get on the computer
when I go to my moms
when I breath....etc...
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:31 PM   #34
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I drive him crazy when I take up for myself when he is putting me down
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:38 PM   #35
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It drives hubby nuts when he finds my hair all in his car. But its not like I can control that.

And he really hates it when I pinch his nose when he starts to snore at night.
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:40 PM   #36
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It drives my wife crazy not remembering the last converstion we had.....of course it drives me crazy when she doens't remember either
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:56 PM   #37
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Any time my wife and I have a BIG argument, I put her bra, shoes or panties in the freezer. Yes, this does drive her crazy.
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:16 PM   #38
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Ok.. so i am kind of a pest... she gets into these deep conversations with people, i will just walk up to her and hand her random objects, she will take them and continue to talk, oblivious that she is not holding a banana or a salt shaker... then the furious look I get makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
I gotta try that!
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #39
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Turn off all the lights and televisions that she leaves on because ostensibly she's coming right back to the room she left two hours ago...
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:46 PM   #40
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when i keep saying sorry...
for not putting me 1st..ever!
for having a bit of "ocd" and cleaning madly especially when i am a little down
for doing all the wiring jobs (like speakers n t.v.s) around the house when he is out....
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #41
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I drive my wife crazy with every breath I take. She just looks at me and says, "will you stop that already?!?"
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Give any time or attention to my daughters.
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When she is trying to tell me something important and in my best molestation voice I say "hey baby... you got a pretty mouth"
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When I call him at the end of the work day to ask if he will pick me up an unsweet iced tea from McDonalds.
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