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Old 04-22-2009, 10:47 PM   #1
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While I was dusting (in my dress and pearls) it occurred to me we don't have a thread to share our secrets on keeping our homes in tip top shape.

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Old 04-22-2009, 10:51 PM   #2
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When re-potting plants cut a sponge into small pieces and mix into the potting soil... This will help keep your plants moist longer.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:51 PM   #3
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Be sure to wear your heels when vacuuming. Don't forget to kick up your right leg as you reach under the sofa.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:56 PM   #4
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When kissing Ward's ass make sure you do it with a smile.
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:04 PM   #5
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Make sure you decorate everything with doilies...
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Dinner is always at 5 pm sharp....and always a casserole from the Better Homes and Gardens recipe section...
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Dinner is always at 5 pm sharp....and always a casserole from the Better Homes and Gardens recipe section...
Make sure you serve dinner with a smile and when Ward asks you to get him a beer say, "Yes, Dear."
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Someone please say God Bless you because I am about to sneeze ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bullshit
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Someone please say God Bless you because I am about to sneeze ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bullshit

I tried to catch your sneeze with hubby's beer...."Here honey, nice cold beer for ya!"
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The decanters must always be properly filled. And what the hell ever happened to a martini and Valium?????
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I tried to catch your sneeze with hubby's beer...."Here honey, nice cold beer for ya!"
LMAO well I can try again!!!
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The decanters must always be properly filled. And what the hell ever happened to a martini and Valium?????
"Mothers little helpers!"
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There you go...

Just look at our generation, we get neither the help of drugs & alcohol nor the the right to beat them silly. No wonder we're in the decline of our civilization!
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When getting in the car, "Children sit down in the back."

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I think it would be just fine to hear:

"I'm glad you're home....it's time to play with the beaver"
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I think it would be just fine to hear:

"I'm glad you're home....it's time to play with the beaver"

LOL I knew you would be here.. You can't resist!
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LOL I knew you would be here.. You can't resist!
WEll someone posted down there about June vaccuming with a "pearl necklace" .....so it just seemed to make sense
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I like to clean in my French Maid uniform.....
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WEll someone posted down there about June vaccuming with a "pearl necklace" .....so it just seemed to make sense

NOT that kind of pearl necklace!
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It has to be on day's OTHER than Wards' birthday too!!.....just mentionin'.................for uhhh.......Ward that is
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It has to be on day's OTHER than Wards' birthday too!!.....just mentionin'.................for uhhh.......Ward that is

Well maybe if "Ward" is really, really good I could put it on & clean the base boards.....
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I didn't think we were gonna away with that in Grandma Cleavers thread .......
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Keep your clothes on until you get alone!... You kids are FREAKS!
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Well maybe if "Ward" is really, really good I could put it on & clean the base boards.....
And you lil missy!.... I expected you to make him work for it!
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