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Old 02-03-2016, 04:08 PM   #4251
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roses are red
yada, yada, yada
who gives a sh*t
push a little hadda!!
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:10 PM   #4252
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Roses are red
I'll cut your bra strap
Lose the panties
And sit in my naked lap
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:15 PM   #4253
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Roses are red
bad foreplay is sad
takes a little more finesse
for the right one to be had.
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:16 PM   #4254
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Roses are red
yet they are just flowers
when can I see you?
Hopefully not many hours..
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:19 PM   #4255
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roses are red
thorns do prick
pull down your pants
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:20 PM   #4256
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roses are red
you move fast
that's ok
we'll have a blast!!
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:21 PM   #4257
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Roses are red
Gdgrl is blue
Oops..better take the plastic bag off her head
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:21 PM   #4258
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who wants to wait
screw the bases
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:22 PM   #4259
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roses are red
plastic is great
but not when it's used
to asphyxiate!!!
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:22 PM   #4260
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Roses are red,
Ice is an odd duck
Better get in there while I can
He looks like he knows how to f*ck
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:23 PM   #4261
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Roses are red
I wanna stick it in a pearl
How far do I have to go
To spend time with gdgrl?
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:24 PM   #4262
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roses are red
I'm an easy lay
tell you what
you won't have to pay
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:28 PM   #4263
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Roses are red
We could start on your cheek with a peck
After a few drinks
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:30 PM   #4264
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Roses are red
Seems sexual tension abounds
I'll just sit over this way
Check out who is making the rounds.
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:31 PM   #4265
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Roses are red
I'm too old for tension
I'm much closer to
the year to collect pension
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:33 PM   #4266
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roses are red
spike lost his touch
his poems erotic
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roses are red
what is erotic?
I'll chop off some heads
in my rage called psychotic
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Old 02-03-2016, 04:37 PM   #4268
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Roses are red
Mmmm look at that thigh
The thoughts in my head
Are of that sweet Cherry pie
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Old 02-03-2016, 05:40 PM   #4269
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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Old 02-03-2016, 05:44 PM   #4270
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Rose's are red
I am good at math
Hoping for a Picture
of her in the bath
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Old 02-03-2016, 05:59 PM   #4271
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Roses are red
just like the tip
that I wish you'd slip
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:31 PM   #4272
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Roses are thorny
I hear it's hump day
I think it's bullshit
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Old 02-03-2016, 09:33 PM   #4273
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Roses are red
and get cut when they bloom
Bring me a few
And get the key to my room.
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Old 02-03-2016, 09:34 PM   #4274
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Roses are red
My Honey's bilingual
Oh how she loves it when I speak cunnilingual
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nobody really knows why
When cows go moo
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