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Old 02-15-2017, 09:59 PM   #1
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Sometimes I forget.

I use to think it was being able to stand while peeing but now I wish I could sit.

But if my wife even catches me sitting at 4 in the morning half asleep to piss she gets angry. I liked her more years ago but maybe I was just kidding myself.

ok back on subject ladies..why do we rock your world?
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:02 PM   #2
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Sometimes I forget.

I use to think it was being able to stand while peeing but now I wish I could sit.

But if my wife even catches me sitting at 4 in the morning half asleep to piss she gets angry. I liked her more years ago but maybe I was just kidding myself.

ok back on subject ladies..why do we rock your world?
Try pissing all over the seat. That'll get her to encourage you to sit.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:08 PM   #3
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Try pissing all over the seat. That'll get her to encourage you to sit.
I accused my wife of peeing on the seat the other day and took a photo. Said I was going to put it on facebook and told her to sit when she pee's or put the seat up.

I wouldn't drop it for 3 days while she denied it. She started foaming at the mouth on day 2.

yes I framed her but she believed it in the end.

men are funny..thats why they love us so much.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:14 PM   #4
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Men have a better dating pool to swim in.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:16 PM   #5
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english please.

no jail slang if you get my drift.

ps. I missed you katy
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:19 PM   #6
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english please.

no jail slang if you get my drift.

ps. I missed you katy
Jail has an AMAZING dating pool to swim in.

P.S. Oh, for goodness sake, you must have dozens of other deserving women to torment in the Newsroom.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:21 PM   #7
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Jail has an AMAZING dating pool to swim in.

P.S. Oh, for goodness sake, you must have dozens of other deserving women to torment in the Newsroom.
I'm diversifying.

I think jill is about to flip out on me so showing my funny side.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:31 PM   #8
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I disagree about the peeing thing. My recent ex sat down to pee all the time. He said it reduces the risk of UTI's....or was that STD's...NO. Urinary Tract Disorder or disease...I have no idea what I'm talking about. ANYWAYS that was his excuse.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:52 PM   #9
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We don't have periods.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:53 PM   #10
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Right, we can only appear in natural numbers ...
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Old 02-16-2017, 12:15 AM   #11
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I read they fake them.

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Old 02-16-2017, 06:13 AM   #12
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No make-up, no huge purse, no child birth pain, no period.

Genitals are external and easy to take care of.

The public really doesn't expect much from you.
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:00 AM   #14
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The sweaty dangly bits!
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No make-up, no huge purse, no child birth pain, no period.

Genitals are external and easy to take care of.

The public really doesn't expect much from you.
While I agree these are all reasons to celebrate being a man, having the external genitals is not one of them. One brush of the wind against the sack and we're in pain for 30 minutes
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I thought that said brits.
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just like my Dad would say to my Mom
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