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Old 02-23-2014, 09:26 AM   #1276
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Old 02-23-2014, 09:35 AM   #1277
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So far its been going back to bed after I got up at 6am.
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Old 02-23-2014, 09:58 AM   #1278
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to be strong.....and to know who I am regardless of what anyone says
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Old 02-23-2014, 10:25 AM   #1279
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Old 02-23-2014, 10:53 AM   #1280
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To go out for a walk and a bite to eat.
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Old 02-23-2014, 05:54 PM   #1281
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to take the late lunch
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Old 02-23-2014, 06:31 PM   #1282
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making a plan to change the way I do some things
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Old 02-23-2014, 07:28 PM   #1283
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To have dinner with friends it was so much fun!
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Old 02-23-2014, 09:46 PM   #1284
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Old 02-23-2014, 10:58 PM   #1285
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think.
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Old 02-23-2014, 11:55 PM   #1286
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Leave work....of course, that's always a good decision
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:46 PM   #1287
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Well, joining this group, I suppose
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Old 02-25-2014, 03:31 PM   #1288
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not making that call!
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Old 03-04-2014, 10:06 AM   #1289
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Old 03-04-2014, 10:21 AM   #1290
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starting the day with a clean slate and letting the woes of yesterday slip into the past, where they belong.
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Old 03-04-2014, 10:28 AM   #1291
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Going to the gym and running....feel great
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:13 PM   #1292
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Turning off my emotions!!
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:15 PM   #1293
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Turning off my emotions!!
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:16 PM   #1294
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:16 PM   #1295
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:18 PM   #1296
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:20 PM   #1297
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:31 AM   #1298
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:38 AM   #1299
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:07 AM   #1300
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To google until I was almost blind
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