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Old 03-03-2017, 10:45 PM   #226
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Old 03-05-2017, 03:45 PM   #227
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Old 03-05-2017, 03:49 PM   #228
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Old 03-05-2017, 04:58 PM   #229
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Making homemade peach cobbler today
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Old 03-05-2017, 04:59 PM   #230
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Old 03-05-2017, 05:36 PM   #231
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I did the dishes already...
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Old 03-05-2017, 08:58 PM   #232
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I cleaned the house already
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Old 03-14-2017, 01:47 AM   #233
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Old 03-14-2017, 02:28 PM   #234
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Old 03-14-2017, 02:35 PM   #235
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Old 03-14-2017, 02:49 PM   #236
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:25 PM   #237
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Old 03-30-2017, 08:50 PM   #238
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Hot fudge sundaes for dessert.
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Old 03-30-2017, 08:52 PM   #239
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Hey, ya'll got any cormbreab?
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Old 03-30-2017, 08:54 PM   #240
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Bring it, make it dirty!!
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Old 08-04-2017, 11:01 PM   #241
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:07 AM   #242
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Donald Trump is a ______. Insert any word you choose and post in a Newsroom thread. Guaranteed to get a rise out of someone while eliciting numerous dirty words in response.
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:19 AM   #243
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Old 08-05-2017, 10:22 AM   #244
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E equals M C squared
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Old 08-05-2017, 10:33 AM   #245
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Old 08-05-2017, 10:38 AM   #246
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I give piping hot cunnilingus.
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Old 08-05-2017, 11:10 AM   #247
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Old 08-05-2017, 11:12 AM   #248
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:41 PM   #249
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:59 PM   #250
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