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Old 02-09-2010, 12:46 PM   #226
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Not panic when the SUV's low fuel light came on 20 miles from the nearest house and it's freezing outside
Didn't your dad ever tell you never get below 1/2 tank, or is that part of the father/daughter talk?
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:48 PM   #227
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getting up EARLY to sign on...NICE conversation
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:49 PM   #228
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eating some M&Ms
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:25 PM   #229
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drinking water when I woke up... I feel better...
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:36 PM   #230
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drugging myself with cold medicine...
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:46 PM   #231
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logging back on here after a bit of an absence.
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:50 PM   #232
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logging back on here after a bit of an absence.
what back and hope you're doing well.
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:55 PM   #233
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The best decision I made today was to get dressed before driving the kids to school!
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:02 PM   #234
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:08 PM   #235
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Asking for a compliment lol
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:11 PM   #236
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Yet to be seen...
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:34 PM   #237
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allowing someone to talk me into staying.. so I am sorry.. for those who hate me.. I did try to make you smile.. but it seems I am not going away after all.. i will continue to be a thorn in your side for some time...
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:35 PM   #238
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reading my email
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:37 PM   #239
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:47 PM   #240
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:49 PM   #241
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the best...........

having met an online friend for mutual satisfaction............mmmmmmmmm
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:00 PM   #242
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to ask some questions to a really cool person.
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:21 PM   #243
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looking up my son's unit.. and reading some fantastic news about his unit...
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #244
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Opening myself up to someone very special!
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:46 PM   #245
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Choosing to thaw a turkey for supper. Who says you can't have turkey in February.
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:55 PM   #246
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...having some Doritos....gosh those things are gooooooooooooood!
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:29 PM   #247
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leaving work 10 minutes earlier to pick up daughter at school and appologizing to her.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:32 PM   #248
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To give it one more chance
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:39 PM   #249
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I have turkey all the time Kim
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:48 PM   #250
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lol. some eating turkey and some other type of turkey.
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