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Old 03-29-2010, 07:41 AM   #401
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to NOT hit the snooze button
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:44 AM   #402
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:26 AM   #403
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To get over it already and move on
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:23 PM   #404
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putting on the headphones and speaking to him
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:24 PM   #405
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staying home from work (probably not the BEST, but the most FUN)
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:28 PM   #406
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A second cup of coffee with the morning paper.
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Old 03-29-2010, 01:12 PM   #407
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.....to give up
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:12 PM   #408
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just coming home and relaxing
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:21 PM   #409
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to take a long soak in the tub with epsom salts.....ahhhhhh, much better
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:30 PM   #410
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chatting with two people that needed to connect...
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:31 PM   #411
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Deciding to let someone help...
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:02 AM   #412
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:28 AM   #413
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To get plastered tonight.....
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:47 AM   #414
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...getting high on cough medicine lol
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:52 AM   #415
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coming home from work (not good because shouldn't miss so much work), but found my 14 year old laying in bed with covers over head (hiding?) missing her school bus and the opportunity for the education I pay for! I stood firm and disciplined her the way I wanted to.
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:04 AM   #416
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So far? To eat a banana .... haven't had one in a long time! Goes well with a cup of fancy coffee.
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:15 AM   #417
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Too early for any decisions yet... but I must say my best one for the week is deciding to get the F*CK outta my marriage!!!!
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Old 03-31-2010, 11:03 AM   #418
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Wednesday is walking day and I love it but the weather here is horrible, grey, cold miserable, so we only did 2-3 miles and headed to the pub!

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Old 03-31-2010, 11:39 AM   #419
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:12 PM   #420
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to go to that seminar after work...I won a half day off of WORK as a door prize!!! YAY!
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:14 PM   #421
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was to NOT talk about it
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:19 PM   #422
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...going for a walk and then coming home an working a little....
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:21 PM   #423
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Realizing that it wasnt going to work out.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:23 PM   #425
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to make an offer....that and french fries with my sandwich
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