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Old 04-05-2011, 02:55 AM   #551
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Decided to leave work so I could meet my best friend at the hospital. her dad didn't survive a heart attack . I was happy to be by her side as she did.the same for me when my dad passed a few weeks before. Life is so precious
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:38 PM   #552
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Blasting the music and singing along!
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:54 PM   #553
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To drive my truck to work instead of my car. Dang storm took down trees all over the place!!! Nothing like a little off roading fun at 4:30 in the morning!!!!!
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:04 PM   #554
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to take a break
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:57 PM   #555
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...was leaving work early. I missed the panic hour by 20 minutes.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:22 PM   #556
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to be me..no matter what
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:22 PM   #557
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....not to look at him....well to look into his eyes anyway
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:26 PM   #558
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Stuffing that pizza crust with cheese .... I am gonna fuck me later.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:28 PM   #559
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giving up any hope of stalking shawn
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:31 PM   #560
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Well you have been talking about it long enough .. .hurry up and get out of line so someone else can get in already.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:34 PM   #561
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i'm not a quitter
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:36 PM   #562
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Smartass seems a bit confused...has Shawn taken over all your senses, honey?
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:38 PM   #563
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taking that outside pitch to right field
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:47 PM   #564
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Smartass seems a bit confused...has Shawn taken over all your senses, honey?

i know, i can't eat, i can't sleep, i can't think straight. it must be love.


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Old 04-05-2011, 10:48 PM   #565
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i know, i can't eat, i can't sleep, i can't think straight. it must be love.


God. That sucks.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:26 AM   #566
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Starting a conversation that wasn't exactly easy but it was needed .. I must say though, I have some pretty amazing friends
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:31 AM   #567
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Ordering the second Crown Royal and Sprite with a splash of cranberry juice.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:33 AM   #568
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I think the next good decision you'll make is going with a third. That sounds very good right now!
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:13 AM   #569
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so far considering i've been up 20 minutes it was to drag my ass out of bed to workout
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:16 AM   #570
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To say good morning to that special friend
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:18 AM   #571
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Old 04-06-2011, 04:44 PM   #572
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Old 04-06-2011, 04:47 PM   #573
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:08 PM   #574
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to buy a new beige jacket for spring!!
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:46 PM   #575
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was to hide for a while......
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