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Old 07-14-2018, 05:15 PM   #101
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Is your cock turning into one big question mark, Wayney?
I think the women I'm with is !!!
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:19 PM   #102
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Is your cock turning into one big question mark, Wayney?
I know "a bit bent" is perfectly normal but shaped like a ?
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Old 07-14-2018, 07:01 PM   #103
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Is your cock turning into one big question mark, Wayney?
Which part is the . and how do you suspend it in mid-air like that??
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:41 PM   #104
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:42 PM   #105
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I know "a bit bent" is perfectly normal but shaped like a ?
So long as it does end up like a slinky...itís all good. lol
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:43 PM   #106
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Which part is the . and how do you suspend it in mid-air like that??
Youíre the brainiac with a....

You tell me!
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:43 PM   #107
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:44 PM   #108
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Been so long both of us are going to need tetanus shots
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:44 PM   #109
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Sex is MIA.

Came this morning....thanks to ďBobĒ tho.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:44 AM   #110
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Is alone, classified as sex?
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:41 PM   #111
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:51 PM   #112
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I’m not telling!
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:53 PM   #113
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That's ok, showing instead is acceptable
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:01 PM   #114
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I can't remember .
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:57 PM   #115
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I can't think back that far...
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Old 07-16-2018, 01:04 AM   #116
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I can't think back that far...

me either.... I think we need a refresher, can you free up some time to give me a hands on brush up?
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Old 07-16-2018, 09:07 AM   #117
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it depends who you're chatting with at the time...
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:48 AM   #118
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me either.... I think we need a refresher, can you free up some time to give me a hands on brush up?
Ohhhhh...there will be a whole lot of hands on, tongue on...other things on refresher!
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:00 AM   #119
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I honestly can't remember the last time, someone needs to help me with that....
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:29 AM   #120
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:39 AM   #121
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do you want the exact date and time?
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:40 AM   #122
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Yes, please. Details, too...if you don't mind.
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:44 AM   #123
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you are a nosey fucker it was July 16th at 10:44pm
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:59 AM   #124
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I remember mine... about like I remember when the last lunar eclipse was... and the eclipse is more frequent..
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So long as it does end up like a slinky...itís all good. lol
I think most people I know are like Slinky's..I just wanna push em down the stairs and laugh
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