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Old 03-07-2012, 11:54 AM   #51
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when you've survived the sticks and stones of the mods and have them eating out of the palm of your hand

(i'm not there yet)
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No way. Even I know where Shawn is from.
Most dedicated stage III stalkers do.
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Oh, I'm sorry.

Stage III stalker. If Stage I stalking of Shawn is a requirement, I haven't even joined M&F yet.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:56 AM   #54
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Does it smell like chloroform ?
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:01 PM   #57
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Does it smell like chloroform ?
close; rophynol
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For Shawn....in case the puppy dog lure doesn't work

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Oh, I'm sorry.

Stage III stalker. If Stage I stalking of Shawn is a requirement, I haven't even joined M&F yet.
Who you kidding ...
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Are you driving the ice cream truck today too?
don't let the white suit fool you..
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Who you kidding ...
This is a trick question. Let me just say for the record. I never got to Shawn Stalking Level I.

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don't let the white suit fool you..
Wait a minute! They let the vets take care of the strait jackets?
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1)when you've been dragged to at least one drama
2) when you see same scenarios for some people and make bets on the timing of the outcome
3) when you start viewing this site more of an entertainment and outlet for your thoughts than flirting or sexual release.
4)when you try to leave and come back, try to leave and come back
That can't be right.. All that happened my first month here.
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That can't be right.. All that happened my first month here.
You are obviously a quick study or hung around with the wrong crowd.
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When you've been online for 10 years collectively & seen it all, heard it all and believe a fraction .....

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4)when you try to leave and come back, try to leave and come back

I think if you add about 8 more "leave and come backs" in line 4 then ya got it
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I think if you add about 8 more "leave and come backs" in line 4 then ya got it
Speaking of which ... what ever happened to the good ol Good Bye threads ... I mean sure they were ridiculous .. but the best thing about a member coming back is to bump that thread where they go off about all the things on the site ... airing laundry,...tossing members under the bus ... have we lost all respect for a good "Taking my ball and going home" moment?
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Speaking of which ... what ever happened to the good ol Good Bye threads ... I mean sure they were ridiculous .. but the best thing about a member coming back is to bump that thread where they go off about all the things on the site ... airing laundry,...tossing members under the bus ... have we lost all respect for a good "Taking my ball and going home" moment?
Well in a circular twist of logic.....the true "vets" actually know they will be back again so they know to skip Step 4 and proceed right to Step 6, 5 weeks later........

it's the damn rookies that are letting us down with the goodbye threads......seriously, has there not been anyone here lately that feels an over-valued sense of worth after 27 posts and can give us that "Pfffffffffft, you guys are assholes and you'll miss me when I'm gone" thread to eulogize??
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1. When you post something you think is funny and no one else laughs....Their only thought is....Arrgggh, him again!

2. When you've pared down your friends list to people you actually talk to on a regular basis and you realize all that is left is your avatar....

3. When you don't laugh at viagra jokes anymore because they make you flinch....

4. When you figure out that talking about sex on here is the best way to get you ignored or blocked.

5. When people ask you for advice and tell you that you are smart they wish they could be more like you....yeah right...

Oops....I think all this stuff belongs in the over-the-hill thread....sorry!
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I know RIGHT?? WTF happened to that Scoundrely Anarchist??......I miss that guy
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