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Old 10-07-2014, 12:55 PM   #26
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:55 PM   #27
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:57 PM   #28
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I really don't mind this one, and actually think it's an admirable quality. Trying is better as opposed to having given up, and signed off. None of us are perfect, and life is a grind to get through many days.. But, the fact we get back up and 'try' our best each day is worth something, it means we're still in there giving it a shot. Trying leads to doing.
I absolutely agree. I was just trying to be funny for the sake of being silly.
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:57 PM   #29
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I can't find his dick under his fat gut.
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:58 PM   #30
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Is that it?
lol that goes along with 'Slide it in'.. and 'I already did'
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I absolutely agree. I was just trying to be funny for the sake of being silly.
lol sorry, I didn't get it and was dim I missed it being sexual

I say 'whatever' lots to be teasing.. and supposedly it's a bad thing to say? So I think I was thinking 'try' was supposed to be a code word for a guy say 'yeah, nope.. not gonna happen... but I'll say I'll try to shut you up'.
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Old 10-07-2014, 01:03 PM   #33
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Old 10-07-2014, 01:03 PM   #34
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Old 10-07-2014, 01:04 PM   #35
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Old 10-07-2014, 01:05 PM   #36
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Old 10-07-2014, 01:12 PM   #38
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He doesn't love me anymore.

I went for poignant instead of my usual cheap laughs. I'm not very good at poignant it turns out.
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He has a lot in common with lovetospike.
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Old 10-07-2014, 02:01 PM   #40
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Old 10-07-2014, 02:03 PM   #41
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yes I'm ok with him banging 16 year olds...
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